Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

I was thinking of how come we don't have teleportation yet. What I concluded with is that is would kill the automotive industry, drastically reduce the need for oil, and be the death blow to the postal service...and they can't have that.

They best way they can achieve teleportation (and fucc us) is to sell us booths that decompose our cells and send us through the phone lines.

So of course, they would have to sell us the booths - at the cost of a car - which we would use by having a monthy transportation plan through AT&T or whatever. Or, they would also have public booths - like a Pay Teleporter - that send groups of people to a specific location.



Also, i'm not crazy about pretzels.

No kind of pretzels at all?

I used to really like soft pretzels but I can't really eat them anymore. "snack" pretzels are a staple at my house though.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Gonna pop her like a pill.

 

[Atlrocafella]

any of you all ever leave a job for another job before? How smooth was the transition? I'm kind of nervous letting my current job know I'm about to head to their competitor..They might fukk around and not even let me clean out my desk.

 

[Taadow]

No kind of pretzels at all?

I used to really like soft pretzels but I can't really eat them anymore. "snack" pretzels are a staple at my house though.

I'm the opposite.

I like a soft pretzel every once in a while, but it's gotta have something else going for it - like, have extra butter or cinnamon and sugar, or something.

I don't care for "snack" pretzels. I like a bag of Chex Mix to snack on, but they always have a buttload of pretzels in that mugg. I find myself eating all those first so they're not in the way when I eat the other stuff...

 

[Illuminatos]

Wisdom tooth got me right now lmao.

I won't be able to enjoy my ackee and saltfish tomorrow.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Wisdom tooth got me right now lmao.

I won't be able to enjoy my ackee and saltfish tomorrow.

Better go take a Lowertab, man

 

[Illuminatos]

Better go take a Lowertab, man

I been taking Tylenol all day and putting some Anbesol to numb the area when I eat. :lolhov:

 

[BedRoomI'z]

I been taking Tylenol all day and putting some Anbesol to numb the area when I eat. :lolhov:

Tylenol, what are you four?

Grown man pain needs grown medicine, especially a
fukking wisdom tooth. They ain't strong enough and you
wondering why you still hurting.

 

[Illuminatos]

Tylenol, what are you four?

Grown man pain needs grown medicine, especially a
fukking wisdom tooth. They ain't strong enough and you
wondering why you still hurting.

Shut up bytch. :lolhov:

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Shut up bytch. :lolhov:

You couldn't wait to call me that shyt, could you?

Nah, you ain't ready for no Tabs...

Keep chomping on those chewable aspirins, breh.

 

[Illuminatos]

You couldn't wait to call me that shyt, could you?

Nah, you ain't ready for no Tabs...

Keep chomping on those chewable aspirins, breh.

Talking all that shyt. :lolhov:

I was't taking any chewable tablets.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Talking all that shyt. :lolhov:

I was't taking any chewable tablets.

I know

I was just fukking with you...

 

[Illuminatos]

I know

I was just fukking with you...

Oh my bad. I ain't mean to go off on you like that.

You was getting scared wasn't you?

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Oh my bad. I ain't mean to go off on you like that.

You was getting scared wasn't you?

Actually, I was trying to help.
All I know is ain't no Tylenols gonna help a toothache.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Tylenol, what are you four?

Grown man pain needs grown medicine, especially a
fukking wisdom tooth. They ain't strong enough and you
wondering why you still hurting.

*lil tyke from Big Pun album voice*

Tylenols,that's baby shyt hooomes

you better call Dr.House