Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Cory MBA]

Answering questions you haven't been asked just so you can be left alone quicker appreciation. LMAO!! She asked me one questions, I have her the answer plus answers to other questions I know she's going to ask. Her reply was "Ok thanks, I was going to ask that". Oh bytch I knew you were and I don't have time to be emailing with you all afternoon long.

Co-worker: Which Query should I run for this report?

Rawtid: Run Query 101.

Co-worker: Okay thanks, bye.

Rawtid: Wait I'm not done talking. Create a pivot-table. Add a V-Look-Up using reference sheet A. Normalize the names. Then be sure to format the spreadsheet properly.

Co-worker: ummm. Thanks.

Rawtid:

 

[Rawtid]

Co-worker: Which Query should I run for this report?

Rawtid: Run Query 101.

Co-worker: Okay thanks, bye.

Rawtid: Wait I'm not done talking. Create a pivot-table. Add a V-Look-Up using reference sheet A. Normalize the names. Then be sure to format the spreadsheet properly.

Co-worker: ummm. Thanks.

Rawtid:

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Why do dentists/dental hygienist stay talking your head off when they clearly have their hands and tools all in your mouth and your mouth is gaped wide open? shut up, this is uncomfortable as hell, I can barely swallow (pause) and you expect me to make small talk and chit chat? Um no

 

[Panther]

This damn Georgia weather has me at home sick

 

[Atlrocafella]

I really hope this job position falls through before the summer is over, I am NOT trying to be relocated to Jacksonville, Florida.

 

[Rawtid]

WHATS IN MY POCKETS DAWG?

BIG FACE HUNNIIIDDSSS!!!

 

[Dwolf]

This damn Georgia weather has me at home sick

Got me out here like

 

[Darts]

I was at a lunch spot waiting in line, and in front of me was a dude about 6'4"... and in front of him was a chick about 6'5" ... and right behind me was a dude about 6'2" and change.

I'm a little over 6 feet but for a minute there I felt like a midget in a land of giants

 

[Dwolf]

Why do dentists/dental hygienist stay talking your head off when they clearly have their hands and tools all in your mouth and your mouth is gaped wide open? shut up, this is uncomfortable as hell, I can barely swallow (pause) and you expect me to make small talk and chit chat? Um no

man, one time dude asked me something, my dumb ass tried to answer. He gonna look at me like "you know I cant understand you right?" Motherfukker want to be funny, I wanted to deck him in his mouth when I got up from that car.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

The amount of racist ass post by Cacs directed at every Michele Obama photo on Facebook is too much

In all honesty I'm so fukking tired of White people

But knowing that I do better financially than 99% of them is

* I still have to use my Roshan cell to access The Coli I can access everything else(except porn) on my laptop

 

[BillBanneker]

Why do motherfukks wait until your boss leaves for the week and you having to pull double the workload to bring their reports and crap for you to do.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Time to get this resume freshened up

 

[Sierra Mist]

No more blossoms.

 

[ComputersPutin]

Live Music >>>>>>>>

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This woman know she good

 

[Atlrocafella]

So they plan on moving my current position out of the Atlanta office to Jacksonville Florida by the end of October , but I got a call from my company's competitor that they will have a position available for me by July or September and that I'm their top priority

But I want that severance package from my current company cause I'm not moving to wacksonville, Florida.