Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[beanz]

Spoiler

cac said fukk you google

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

I saw this bubble butt milf at the post office today.And guess what.She had a british accent Been thinking bout that womans ass all day.It was amazing.

 

[Atlrocafella]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g203BEydGL4

What do you have when you add a rich white man, his black escort, who is friends with his daughter; plus some sassy black house servants?

Stumped?

Well surprise, It's Tyler Perry's and Oprah's next serving of bullshyt coming live and direct to your televisions very soon.

I dislike these two very much but I'll be damned if they aren't consistent.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Lawd let it be Friday already

 

[resurrection]

My Friday tomorrow

 

[Panther]

Sent my resume out to a few places last week. My boy just got on with one company and he said they were drooling over mine today. Phone interview tomorrow

 

[patscorpio]

got my health benefit check and my weight loss program check in the mail today...300 bucks going towards my philly trip to roots picnic on friday

 

[Jet]

graveyard shift

 

[TreyAce]

its going to be 88 here in jersey
i'm going straight to camden after work to see the all the ratchet hoes in the skin tight clothes

 

[Uncle Trill]

Just read this on confessions on Lipstick Alley...............
had sex with a total of two men in 2007. It started off as protected sex, but ended up unprotected. The first guy had a really little dikk and couldnt stay hard, therefore the condom wouldnt stay on. I hadnt been fukked in 4+ years and he was doing everything he could to get/remain hard, eating my puss like a madman. I should have just stopped the whole scene. I let him stick his raw dikk into me, to see if it would stay hard. Stupid fool had the nerve to text me AFTER the fact, asking me if I was on birth control. Me, an even stupider fool, wasn not. I NEVER intended to have unprotected sex.

Later that week, after the horrendously failed attempt at sex with the one guy....I had sex with a friend of mine, whom I suspected was gay. He too, couldnt keep his dikk hard, and he took the condom off without telling me. At first he was taking it off, so he could jack off....then would put it back on and stick it in. After awhile, the condom got all sticky and couldnt be put back on. Then when I realized it wasnt on, I didnt stop the sex act.

the sad part is, I suspected both of these men were gay!!! The first man, sold me Prada boots, and also instructed me on how to properly carry my new Prada bag (da fukk). But he is not feminine acting, but still.... And my other friend just acts like a straight up faq on down to the car he drives is gay looking. But he came at me for months, and since I was moving to another town that weekend, I figured I would try him since I didnt have to see him again.

Both of them are succesful black men in their late 30s, handsome and carry themselves with dignity and class. But when it comes to a piece of p*ssy, all that intelligence goes out the window. Whats even crazier is, both of them ate my p*ssy copiously AND fukked me raw---and I have two STDS that cant be cured, genital herpes (HSV 2) and genital warts (HPV).

The first guy, who dissed me after we had sex--I was hoping he caught herpes from me. Funny, I dont remember if it was before or after, but he told me he was deathly afraid of catching herpes, and he shivered just thinking about it. lol

But Ive never been so disappointed in myself because I too was weak in my decisions. I didnt have the balls to say "STOP, fukk it, this is not working".....just because it was an embarrassing situation and I wanted to finish having sex (da fukk???).

Now before anyone condemns me. I actually caught herpes because of a BROKEN condom. The guy was huge, and the magnum broke. He was a deejay at a strip club in ATL (fukkin duhhh). Genital warts I caught waaaay back in college, everyone on campus gave it to each other (real talk). But at the end of the day, I caught STDs because I was PROMISCUOUS. Having sex with people you really dont know, is a huge risk, period--even with a condom!!! Because a thin ass piece of rubber is no coat of armor, its nothing at all really and can break really easily, exposing you.

I need an HIV test, and when I do take it, Im gonna be sweating fukkin bullets waiting for the results. I swear if I get off the hook this time, I'll give up sex forever. Its bad enough that if i ever do fall in-love, I'll have to confess to my would-be husband that I have herpes.

Lord, I can deal with herpes, warts, but not HIV. Give my dumbass another chance at being HIV-negative. I wont fukk up anymore.

Keep eating that p*ssy brah......

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

It's hard when you find out your hs teammates are already on the court
That quick:wtfnas:

 

[boss__don]

tryna hit 30 post so i can get in JBO

What's the jbo?

 

[BillBanneker]

Of course the day I want to leave early for work, fukkas have send their updated spreadsheets.

 

[Boy C]

Sierra Mist got banned?

Why's that? I expected to see some threads about it

Edit: Unless if it was this thread
http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/117111-sierra-mist-i-hope-you-can-see-21.html#.UaZAGZwd9dg

I was posting up, all drunk :/

 

[Rawtid]

Sierra Mist got banned?

Why's that? I expected to see some threads about it

Edit: Unless if it was this thread
http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/117111-sierra-mist-i-hope-you-can-see-21.html#.UaZAGZwd9dg

I was posting up, all drunk :/

"his" contract was up.