Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Blown Moon]

That moment when your on page 98 in jbo in a random thread and you see that you're not alone.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

why are all the good paying jobs in Alpharetta?

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Just read this on confessions on Lipstick Alley...............
had sex with a total of two men in 2007. It started off as protected sex, but ended up unprotected. The first guy had a really little dikk and couldnt stay hard, therefore the condom wouldnt stay on. I hadnt been fukked in 4+ years and he was doing everything he could to get/remain hard, eating my puss like a madman. I should have just stopped the whole scene. I let him stick his raw dikk into me, to see if it would stay hard. Stupid fool had the nerve to text me AFTER the fact, asking me if I was on birth control. Me, an even stupider fool, wasn not. I NEVER intended to have unprotected sex.

Later that week, after the horrendously failed attempt at sex with the one guy....I had sex with a friend of mine, whom I suspected was gay. He too, couldnt keep his dikk hard, and he took the condom off without telling me. At first he was taking it off, so he could jack off....then would put it back on and stick it in. After awhile, the condom got all sticky and couldnt be put back on. Then when I realized it wasnt on, I didnt stop the sex act.

the sad part is, I suspected both of these men were gay!!! The first man, sold me Prada boots, and also instructed me on how to properly carry my new Prada bag (da fukk). But he is not feminine acting, but still.... And my other friend just acts like a straight up faq on down to the car he drives is gay looking. But he came at me for months, and since I was moving to another town that weekend, I figured I would try him since I didnt have to see him again.

Both of them are succesful black men in their late 30s, handsome and carry themselves with dignity and class. But when it comes to a piece of p*ssy, all that intelligence goes out the window. Whats even crazier is, both of them ate my p*ssy copiously AND fukked me raw---and I have two STDS that cant be cured, genital herpes (HSV 2) and genital warts (HPV).

The first guy, who dissed me after we had sex--I was hoping he caught herpes from me. Funny, I dont remember if it was before or after, but he told me he was deathly afraid of catching herpes, and he shivered just thinking about it. lol

But Ive never been so disappointed in myself because I too was weak in my decisions. I didnt have the balls to say "STOP, fukk it, this is not working".....just because it was an embarrassing situation and I wanted to finish having sex (da fukk???).

Now before anyone condemns me. I actually caught herpes because of a BROKEN condom. The guy was huge, and the magnum broke. He was a deejay at a strip club in ATL (fukkin duhhh). Genital warts I caught waaaay back in college, everyone on campus gave it to each other (real talk). But at the end of the day, I caught STDs because I was PROMISCUOUS. Having sex with people you really dont know, is a huge risk, period--even with a condom!!! Because a thin ass piece of rubber is no coat of armor, its nothing at all really and can break really easily, exposing you.

I need an HIV test, and when I do take it, Im gonna be sweating fukkin bullets waiting for the results. I swear if I get off the hook this time, I'll give up sex forever. Its bad enough that if i ever do fall in-love, I'll have to confess to my would-be husband that I have herpes.

Lord, I can deal with herpes, warts, but not HIV. Give my dumbass another chance at being HIV-negative. I wont fukk up anymore.

Keep eating that p*ssy brah......

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[Jet]

Graveyard shift again

 

[He Who Posts Well]

^ @ that confessional

Sent from a Super Samsung Galaxy 3 via Master Roshi's Island.

 

[Jet]

Bored as fukk

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

You can learn so much about yourself from being in a relationship with a with a woman. I'm not even being a simp when I say this, but for all the nagging, bytching, complaining women do, whether men want to admit it or not......women do make us better. They upgrade us in ways we don't even realize at times. I haven't been in a relationship in 5 years but talking to my homie today made me remember how much it can make you look at your flaws like

I was talking to my homie and he said he broke up with his girl. Basically his girl said he was a bullshytter and just talks about doing shyt but doesn't do it....Basically that hurt him and they had an argument that ended with them breaking up. He's my manz, love duke, pause but in the back of my mind I'm like she's 100 percent right. Sometimes you gotta let people work there problems out on there own but man.....lol I couldn't help but be like when he told me she said that....Sucks

I've been there tho.

Hopefully they work that out tho.

 

[resurrection]

These fools literally re-sending emails asking me to do something.. as if I don't have an automatic out-of-office reply saying I won't be checking email until Monday

And a giant sheet of paper on my desk saying "ON VACATION, BE BACK MONDAY 6/3"

 

[-G$-]

These fools literally re-sending emails asking me to do something.. as if I don't have an automatic out-of-office reply saying I won't be checking email until Monday

And a giant sheet of paper on my desk saying "ON VACATION, BE BACK MONDAY 6/3"

i get some sorta weird pleasure out of ignoring people who do that. especially the ones who also refuse to use the group email addresses we set up purposely to avoid situations like that. and i never forward those emails to others in my group. it's even better when i take my 2 week or 2 week+ vacation. @ the radio silence.

 

[Rawtid]

Some of the nicest people in the world smell really badly. I don't know if the energy it takes to be nice to people all day that takes away from personal hygiene or what but I just know my best friend is some smelly person I'll never talk to because I couldn't breathe around them. *sigh*

 

[young3000]

Didn't know Mcdonalds CEO was a black man. No wonder they so many blacks in their commercials

 

[boss__don]

You can learn so much about yourself from being in a relationship with a with a woman. I'm not even being a simp when I say this, but for all the nagging, bytching, complaining women do, whether men want to admit it or not......women do make us better. They upgrade us in ways we don't even realize at times. I haven't been in a relationship in 5 years but talking to my homie today made me remember how much it can make you look at your flaws like

I was talking to my homie and he said he broke up with his girl. Basically his girl said he was a bullshytter and just talks about doing shyt but doesn't do it....Basically that hurt him and they had an argument that ended with them breaking up. He's my manz, love duke, pause but in the back of my mind I'm like she's 100 percent right. Sometimes you gotta let people work there problems out on there own but man.....lol I couldn't help but be like when he told me she said that....Sucks

I've been there tho.

Hopefully they work that out tho.

That's real talk man.. I mean women are looking out for our best intrests and it may seem like nagging but if you look at what they are saying from the outside it makes sense.. These women make you a better man.. Like my football coaches always said "if I bytch at you that means I care, when I stop you better start worrying" and it was true.. When these coaches give up you probally gett replaced and vice versa when a women replaces you they cheat or dump you .. Does that make sense?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

These fools literally re-sending emails asking me to do something.. as if I don't have an automatic out-of-office reply saying I won't be checking email until Monday

And a giant sheet of paper on my desk saying "ON VACATION, BE BACK MONDAY 6/3"

Aye u in Dallas now brah
I'm back from Afghanistan and I'm in Dallas(although right now I'm visiting my parent's in La). Aye when I get back get the corporate skybox at a Rangers' game and take the gawd
And hook me up with some white hoes

 

[TreyAce]

this chick came up to me talking about its her birthday what am i getting her
i looked at her like
"what you think your special nikkas have birthdays everyday B"

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Went to my high school reunion kick off party. Lot of going around.