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Sending an email to one person appreciation post. it's gotten to the point where I second guess the send to list if only one person is on it. The standard practice here is to put as many people on the email as you can and get caught in a clusterfukk of reply alls, each pointing someone in each other's direction.
Reminds me of one time where someone made a mistake and sent an email to the entire company using the email address that is reserved for sending out memos from top management. Bout 40k people responding to all saying "this email was sent to me in error, what is this about?". shyt shut down our system for a good min :dead:
 

DaChampIsHere

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Holy duck my girlfriend just caught me jacking off. Omfg, now I know this shyt ain't for me.

The one fukking time I decides to go in on my dikk thisvbytch walk in on me. I soooo fukking forgot I gave her a key to my house.

And I clearly I fukking jack off never because I couldn't get off for shyt and I didn't even get tonit before I got busted in on so the shyt was fukking pointless

If I w any drunk of be so fukking embarrassed.

I kinda am tho, so fukk!!!! I can't believe I got caught slipping. So fukking awkward.
 

Ronnie Lott

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these MF"s out here in the bay camping out in front of the apple Store to get the new Iphone :beli:
 

DaChampIsHere

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My GF is so pissed at me :pachaha: :wow:

Her friend is such a cock block though. :beli:

So, I went out to the club with my girlfriend's friends and some of my friends last night.

Lemme just pre-face this story by saying my gf's friends are sluts making her one by association (and probably by action too :ehh:)

So me and my girlfriend's friend (I'll call her G1) have made out a couple of times before so she gets kind of jealous/overly concerned when she sees me making moves. So, G1 brought her girlfriend (G2) to the club as well. I've kicked it with G2 a couple of times in social settings but we've never really talked like that.

We're all having fun. G2 is pretty much plottin' on me. Sitting in my lap, holding my hand, rubbing on my legs, got me a couple of drinks and shyt. Just generally being overly flirty.

We leave the spot. My GF takes one of her friends home. G1 and G2 hop in my car so of course I'm hype as fukk thinkin' I'mma at least get one of them to fukk, if not both.

I get to G2's spot to drop them both off. G2 basically tells G1 that she isn't getting out the car and that she's coming home with me :gladbron: At this point Im cheesing like a lil bytch.

G1 ain't havin' it though :to: Pretty much physically pulls G2 out the car. G2 then proceeds to tell me to come in. More :gladbron:

I'm drunk as hell so of course I turn my car off with the quickness and hop my happy ass out to try to go in. G1 puts the breaks on that situation and physically pushes me back to my car :pachaha:

I drive off to go home and I see them arguing in the front yard as I drive away :dead:

Went home with my hard on and then got caught jackin' off by my girlfriend when she came in :to:
 

TreyAce

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3 more hours and this job gets tossed to the bushes for the weekend
halfdays at work :banderas:
 

IronFist

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being on facebook and chopping it up with one female and texting another.................man i need to slow down.
 
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