Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ThaBronxBully]

Randomly Ran Across These Pictures On Tumblr, Forgot About This Simpsons Episode

Shows You Why The Simpsons Are The GOAT

 

[Steezy]

nikka stupid high right now.. higher.. than i think i been in awhile

 

[patscorpio]

i do warrior dash later this afternoon..im excited..hope this rain never comes..20% chance..when my gf wakes up shes going to make me some light breakfast for this..cant eat too much

 

[ThaBronxBully]

i do warrior dash later this afternoon..im excited..hope this rain never comes..20% chance..when my gf wakes up shes going to make me some light breakfast for this..cant eat too much

Damn Just Looked It Up, That shyt Looks Fun, But They Aint Doing One Anywhere Even Close To Me Anytime Soon

Good Luck Though Bruh

I Did A 5K Just This Morning Fr Miami Childrens Hospital, My 2nd Year In A Row, And I Beat My Time From Last Year, After That I Went And Did Bootcamp At Crossfit So Im Feeling Pretty Good Today

Now To Hit This GTA

 

[Panther]

My GF is so pissed at me

Her friend is such a cock block though.

So, I went out to the club with my girlfriend's friends and some of my friends last night.

Lemme just pre-face this story by saying my gf's friends are sluts making her one by association (and probably by action too )

So me and my girlfriend's friend (I'll call her G1) have made out a couple of times before so she gets kind of jealous/overly concerned when she sees me making moves. So, G1 brought her girlfriend (G2) to the club as well. I've kicked it with G2 a couple of times in social settings but we've never really talked like that.

We're all having fun. G2 is pretty much plottin' on me. Sitting in my lap, holding my hand, rubbing on my legs, got me a couple of drinks and shyt. Just generally being overly flirty.

We leave the spot. My GF takes one of her friends home. G1 and G2 hop in my car so of course I'm hype as fukk thinkin' I'mma at least get one of them to fukk, if not both.

I get to G2's spot to drop them both off. G2 basically tells G1 that she isn't getting out the car and that she's coming home with me At this point Im cheesing like a lil bytch.

G1 ain't havin' it though Pretty much physically pulls G2 out the car. G2 then proceeds to tell me to come in. More

I'm drunk as hell so of course I turn my car off with the quickness and hop my happy ass out to try to go in. G1 puts the breaks on that situation and physically pushes me back to my car

I drive off to go home and I see them arguing in the front yard as I drive away

Went home with my hard on and then got caught jackin' off by my girlfriend when she came in

So are u gonna smash G2

 

[IronFist]

man, this day couldnt get worse. Stomach been doing backflips and i say i was going to go out. Hope i be straight later on . want to know what @ANewClassic is going to get me for my birthday.

 

[Mad Good Dro]

watching this stop snitchin stop lyin documentary with the game.
still cant get over how he single-handlely dismantle G-Unit.

 

[ANewClassic]

man, this day couldnt get worse. Stomach been doing backflips and i say i was going to go out. Hope i be straight later on . want to know what @ANewClassic is going to get me for my birthday.

Happy Birthday!!!!

 

[IronFist]

Happy Birthday!!!!

thanks mama, it isnt until friday though

 

[ANewClassic]

thanks mama, it isnt until friday though

I'll try to remember. What are you doing for your birthday?

 

[IronFist]

I'll try to remember. What are you doing for your birthday?

Lol, Sweetheart i dont even know, i'll see knowing me probrably go out.

 

[patscorpio]

Warrior Dash was awesome..so many hills in between the obstacles..saw some ankles getting injured, someone falling off a wall, and barbed wire taking some flesh off someone's bare back..all i got was scraped up right knee from crawling on jagged rocks..they also had a punch challenge booth that got some actual oohs and aahs from the crowd around me admiring my punching power..my gf just rolled her eyes because she though they would feed my ego lol..didnt break the record on that though...got my beer, helmet, and medal afterwards..took a vid and some pics..and now all i want to do is eat and relax for the rest of the night

 

[Illuminatos]

I think I just heard somebody get shot by my block.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I misclicked a link in Chrome and wound-up on xvideos watching Japanese women farting. It was oddly fascinating.....

Stayed there for about 10 minutes, then went to youtube to watch a dude pulling ingrown hairs out of his body.

This then lead to me watching a bunch of videos about earwax removal.

The Internet is a very strange place.​

 

[IronFist]

these women bruh i swear . Was talking on the phone with this one chick and for whatever reason, we go on the subject of life and society as we see it. Sweetheart responded with an answer so deep i had to say , later on she sent me pictures in blue lace boy shorts. For a lebanese chick she got an ass like a black girl . Goddamn Ya Man Fist