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This chick on IG boxes, plays videogames, cosplays, shoots guns, likes anime and shes thick as hell. Might literally be the most perfect woman I ever seen. Its not fair!:sadbron:
 

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Well I have worn my hair like this (and it was ok), but I dont like straight up afros.
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It's funny to me how girls act like I'm a dime a dozen until I cut them off. Then they suddenly have all these nice things to say. Or they start asking me about other girls.

Lol, shot clock girl! Women have my full attention for a short period of time. If they don't make a move I'm moving on. I ain't handsome but I have options and no problem exercising them.

There are some girls that will always have my attention. They're perfect and they deserve that, but the rest of these girls are out of pocket.

A) I am needed more than I need.

B) No woman will ever match my loves, ever! So cutting a girl off is easy because she'll never be perfect. I've already met my perfect girls.

C) I'm a rider. If I'm with you I'm with you till we die. That trait is the most valuable in the world I think. I don't attach myself to people because they're pretty. I need to see more of a person.

While some girls are playing games I'm not playing at all. I like speed dating because the faster I play the less time she has to pull some BS.

I switch entire rosters of girls. Lol. I think I'm too hard on 'em sometimes but i'm looking for a partner in every sense of the word.

The amount of boyfriends that think I'm trying to swoop their girls is hilarious. If I wanted her I'd have her. Funny thing is I don't want to swoop a chick until I hear dude is cuffing her. Then I do it to piss him off.

I respect relationships. Some dudes are insecure and don't trust their woman. That's their problem. Not mine.

Real talk, I don't give a fukk who my woman talks to because I'm slanging life changing dikk and my love is on fire.

If I felt threatened I'd fukk her until she couldn't walk and needed a hair appointment. Then she's getting fed something prepared by me.

fukk 'em, feed 'em, and don't judge 'em. That's my motto.
 

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Well I have worn my hair like this (and it was ok), but I dont like straight up afros.
Of course you don't witch yo ol' exxxoctical head ass. I keep telling Yall about these lite&brites. Not surprised tho, ain't you like 15% black? That's like nothing, basically a margin of error at that point.
 
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