i'm in class right now, just found out the lil cutie behind me that i been plottin on his pregnant 
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Man you must've been high as shyt when you wrote that
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
Got pulled over speeding, driving drunk and high as hell late last night 
I saw them cherries and blueberries light up, I was like fuuuuuuck. Mind you I don't have insurance and my tags are expired, 2 years expired AND I have hella unpaid tickets on my car.
First thing the cops said were that my tags were dead. Took my license and errthang. Told him I didn't have insurance. Came back and told me to step out the car.
I ain't never been frisked before, but I was last night.
Did the walk the line test and alphabet test. I passed though. 
I was scared as fukk. I'm too handsome for jail.
Then out of nowhere he held out his hand to shake mine and this nikka gripped me up
He was a bruh 
Gave me hella warning tickets and told me to go home and get my shyt together. Said he pulled me over to fukk with me after he saw my frat plate cover.
That's my bruh That was the ultimate haze that he gave me though. Damn, that shyt had me.
Next time I'm just gonna stay where I'm at for the night. That's what I get for being an a$$hole. Now I gotta go get all this shyt taken care of
I saw them cherries and blueberries light up, I was like fuuuuuuck. Mind you I don't have insurance and my tags are expired, 2 years expired
AND I have hella unpaid tickets on my car. First thing the cops said were that my tags were dead. Took my license and errthang. Told him I didn't have insurance. Came back and told me to step out the car.
I ain't never been frisked before, but I was last night.
Did the walk the line test and alphabet test. I passed though. I was scared as fukk. I'm too handsome for jail.Then out of nowhere he held out his hand to shake mine and this nikka gripped me up
He was a bruh Gave me hella warning tickets and told me to go home and get my shyt together. Said he pulled me over to fukk with me after he saw my frat plate cover.
That's my bruh
That was the ultimate haze that he gave me though. Damn, that shyt had me. Next time I'm just gonna stay where I'm at for the night. That's what I get for being an a$$hole. Now I gotta go get all this shyt taken care of
I'm gonna have to put my plates on nowToo many bruhs down here not to. Lucky brake for real
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
Too many bruhs down here not to. Lucky brake for real
The luckiest break ever no doubt
I'm definitely supposed to be in jail right now 
I just be doin' stupid shyt. Two years ago I had a warrant out for my arrest in GA because I called for jury duty, but I wasn't living there. Couldn't go see my family for the longest
I don't be thinkin' about that shyt.
anyone have that one coworker, who just wasnt attractive at all, yet for some reason you wanted to bash them guts?
Trying thai for lunch... First time so lets hope me and my stomach don't regret it
thai is the shyt but yeah if you fukk with the extra spicy dishes like i do..you'll def spend some time in the bathroom
anyone have that one coworker, who just wasnt attractive at all, yet for some reason you wanted to bash them guts?
Yep, the receptionist in my office... Total buttaface but her body
sad thing is her body isYep, the receptionist in my office... Total buttaface but her body
but for some reason i know, without a shadow of a doubt, that her headgame se magnifique! 
and i would like to showcase my secret equestrian skills whilst riding that beast.
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
This white girl is really tryna get at me. I just can't do it though
Blown Moon
All Star
Really breh? You gonna ask us if we have kids knowing that we don't, wait for us to 
about it and then give us the "are you gonna ask me" look; I ask and you say your wife just had a miscarriage, and you've been trying to have a baby for a long time 
fukking downer ass nikka always hitting nikkas with awkward moments
about it and then give us the "are you gonna ask me" look; I ask and you say your wife just had a miscarriage, and you've been trying to have a baby for a long time fukking downer ass nikka always hitting nikkas with awkward moments
Blown Moon
All Star
I really tried to write real nikkas in an office but there were problems.
1. How did real nikkas break into corporate america? Maybe one of them was dating the bosses daughter got her preggers, so the boss puts him on, so he can care for his soon to be born grandchild and the dude wouldn't work unless the homies were allowed but naw.
2. The office setting would get boring after awhile and you can only write about sneaking to smoke weed, getting caught by the most socially awkward white boy in the office, fading away then coming back to the white boy being sky high but so many times.
3. Who would be the target demo? I don't think real nikkas would watch it, too busy doing real nikka shyt, corporate nikkas wouldn't watch it on some "we deal with enough stereotyping bullshyt as is" type shyt. 3. Cacs wouldn't watch it on some "we deal with this irl already" type shyt
*sigh* real nikkas in the office never had a chance
1. How did real nikkas break into corporate america? Maybe one of them was dating the bosses daughter got her preggers, so the boss puts him on, so he can care for his soon to be born grandchild and the dude wouldn't work unless the homies were allowed but naw.
2. The office setting would get boring after awhile and you can only write about sneaking to smoke weed, getting caught by the most socially awkward white boy in the office, fading away then coming back to the white boy being sky high but so many times.
3. Who would be the target demo? I don't think real nikkas would watch it, too busy doing real nikka shyt, corporate nikkas wouldn't watch it on some "we deal with enough stereotyping bullshyt as is" type shyt. 3. Cacs wouldn't watch it on some "we deal with this irl already" type shyt
*sigh* real nikkas in the office never had a chance
