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:francis:Pride is the worst thang ever concocted. Guy from work challenges me to BBall...of course I accept, but it took a few weeks to get it together.

Man, I haven't balled in 6 years. I got my ass handed to me. I started getting my shot too late, and was bricking layups:hhh:I challenged him at the end

to another game Friday. Now Im gonna be on my montage shyt, doing the speed rope and burpees to make up for my WOAT conditioning. People see I am buff

and sometimes cut but think I am athletic:francis:mothafukka I weigh 180-185 at any given time, I tore ligaments in both ankles, tore my meniscus and possibly something

else and NEVER got surgery, and the last time I was a dedicated baller I was 30 LBS lighter:russ:guy telling me "You can't guard me:steviej:"

Mothafukka:rudy:You have no gas pedal. I could wax you, but its gonna take all my energy and deter me from making the fast break when you brick that lazy 3 you gonna throw:camby:

An hour later and I am not sore anymore, but at the time, even my balls were sore:damn:I'm like Old Snake outchere. I can still kill you twice before you hit the ground, but I gotta

stop and breathe for a bit after:flabbynsick:No more junk food, gonna inhale all the veggies in the house and keep to the good meats, gonna stretch and ice my knee every day just to get

it ready, and Friday night I am gonna go to war:ufdup:People pulled my hoe card tonight. Friday I am bout to get in they ass quick fast like my name was flash like them suckas

tried to rob me for my cash:birdman:
 

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Lol so I look odd?
Damn, loaded question.

yes, I'm really into you, and no you don't look odd. Should I compare you to a summer's day?Naw, you're like Kimora Simmons. Super model beautiful, artistic, and wifey material. Lol we'd look odd together, as Russell and Kimora did. A short dude with this leggy beautiful woman.
 
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