Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

asked some ladies if they wanted to go to the slick rick show with me, the only one that replied was this 19yr old chick who has great taste in hiphop but is fukking batshyt crazy! How can you have such good taste but be so crazy?! Not to mention she has no idea how to drink yet. She's cute though. Hmm...what to do what to do

 

[Rawtid]

asked some ladies if they wanted to go to the slick rick show with me, the only one that replied was this 19yr old chick who has great taste in hiphop but is fukking batshyt crazy! How can you have such good taste but be so crazy?! Not to mention she has no idea how to drink yet. She's cute though. Hmm...what to do what to do

ALL women are crazy.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

ALL women are crazy.

I'm not even talking about standard woman crazy, she's like creepyweirdserialkiller vibe crazy. Just says off the wall shyt sometimes. First time I met her we were all drinking at a friends apartment and she randomly starts talking about how her dead grandfather gave her the ring she was wearing (this was completely unrelated to the convo we were all engaging in) and my friend was like "Well...thats morbid..." and she flipped out on him and was like "YOU'RE fukkING MORBID!!!" I know that isn't the best example but shes got a lowkey crazy/weirdness to her. She also has bugged out saucer eyes all the time. There are other stories too, but maybe I'm being too judgmental like I said, shes still cute tho, but I ain't trying to deal with no drunk ass 19 year old who doesn't know how to hold her liquor.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

bumpin Lord Steppington whilst zoned and sippin on some yerba and kratom..>>>

Alchemist is thee Baphomet beat maker right now..

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

It was almost 60 degrees yesterday

This morning......19 degrees.

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[Rawtid]

It was almost 60 degrees yesterday

This morning......19 degrees.

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I can't take it!!

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

My daughter tried skiing and snow boarding today. She was good at it too. I can check these off my list of things that only white parents take their kids to do.

Snowboarding is da best!!

Granted, I'm usually one of the 3-4 black people out there, but we outchere!!

 

[Rawtid]

Snowboarding is da best!!

Granted, I'm usually one of the 3-4 black people out there, but we outchere!!

Definitely an moment.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Definitely an moment.

The first time we went, my then boyfriend and I were like " Why did we let these white folks talk us into this? It's cold as fukk and I don't feel like busting my ass all day."

But we had a blast, and now we go at least once a year.

 

[Illuminatos]

Well, got my weekly police stop today. Motherfukker pulled up on the sidewalk right next to me, sirens blazing just as I was about to cross the street. Completely embarrassed me.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

They trying to use a DHS clearance as a selling point


A DHS clearance is tied to the position not the individual

you can't leave that job and have the DHS go with you bytch

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

double

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Well, got my weekly police stop today. Motherfukker pulled up on the sidewalk right next to me, sirens blazing just as I was about to cross the street. Completely embarrassed me.

son the cops fukk with you damm near everyday

u need to start wearing a head cam and post them videos

 

[Illuminatos]

son the cops fukk with you damm near everyday

u need to stop wearing a head cam and post them videos

I can't even walk to school without getting harrassed by one of these pigs.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

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