Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[全能の神]

Buying so much clothes today.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'm trying to get my driving paranoia out of my system again so I can finally get this license

He was just reliant on that damn uber, told him he'd probably want this license before his 21st birthday this october

 

[TheLostOnes]

One of my bro's hit us up in a group chat happy as hell this he is conversating with this miss who is pretty and likes anime. He asked her what she was looking for on Tinder. And she repiled, "Nothing serious I was trying to practice giving blowjobs" She basically hit him with the Crunchyroll and chill and pratice blowjobs combo

 

[Regine Hunter]

I did that.

I've been clean shaven for the past 4 months

Will grow dreads and keep my face clean shaven

 

[Kokoro]

Muscle relaxants are Gods gift to earth

12 hour sleep coma on spring break>>>>

 

[TheLostOnes]

He was just reliant on that damn uber, told him he'd probably want this license before his 21st birthday this october

Man, I was so close to getting that shyt. But that damn white oldhead failed me because I didn't stop so damn far for him to see the white line when stopping. And I mean, he wanted me to stop so fukking far back that I wouldn't even know if someone is coming from the left or right

 

[marcuz]

welp. not asking for anymore advice.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Man, I was so close to getting that shyt. But that damn white oldhead failed me because I didn't stop so damn far for him to see the white line when stopping. And I mean, he wanted me to stop so fukking far back that I wouldn't even know if someone is coming from the left or right

Yea this mean ass bytch who was in her 20s failed me the first time, I think I reported her after I passed with flying colors the second time

 

[Blackout]

Dreads>stache

 

[TheLostOnes]

Yea this mean ass bytch who was in her 20s failed me the first time, I thinkI reported her after I passed with flying colors the second time

Then he when he failed me he had the nerve to word it like I need to work on everyrhing else talking about "One, of the things you need to work on is your stopping" But when he gave me the paper the only thing I saw written on there was, "work on stopping" Petty ass Crusty Oldhead

 

[marcuz]

going to make my mass effect character a black woman

 

[Lo-Co]

Muscle relaxants are Gods gift to earth

12 hour sleep coma on spring break>>>>

ginseng candy

what?i feel like im talking in circles on here.

if im gonna be the suave, talented hardworking man i want to be i cant just talk it forever. gotta get back to work.
when i get to where i want to be

 

[R.O. Double]

Salesman too serious.

"You can even go at it with a friend"

Spoiler: FAKENSFW

 

[全能の神]

I spent too much

 

[Kokoro]

I still feel a little wavy from that muscle relaxant too

Time for coffee and a smoke