Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[DanielAlfredsson]

I'm high out of my mind sitting in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam on a beautiful 20C afternoon. I plan to eat a space cake and go on a boat tour of the city before checking out the new Martin Scorsese exhibit at the film museum. All on a trip I planned on a whim 3 days ago (I'm from Canada)

Sometimes life is good brehs. Everyone have a great weekend!

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

i'm not sure yet..........breh

Oh, okay. Just making sure

 

[Chill]

I went to Mexicali Rose in the Bay.

Spoiler

@baqardi

I can feel my tastebuds being attacked looking at this grotesque combination of "flavor"

 

[TheLostOnes]

@TheLostOnes

Work on those Tekken combos

 

[Rawtid]

My homegirl is separating from her husband and this nikka had to move out. He found a studio apt and was complaining about the size. Meanwhile this would be his FIRST time in life living on his own and paying his own bills (he's 40). nikka you can't afford a bigger place and whether you know it or not, this is going to be a good experience for you. It's time to grow up and learn how to hold down a spot and stop mooching off your girl or your mom. The ONLY reason he's not back with his mother is because she lives in the hood and he has daughters. Bet money if they didn't have kids he'd be there.

 

[levitate]

@dora_da_destroyer



Cavs in 6

(Still love you, though)

 

[Dreamzeedream]

My environment starting to rub off on me and I'm turning more disillusioned with life

Maybe a little jaded about people and how they abandon you when all you did was try

Might be time to change your surroundings

 

[Dreamzeedream]

When it comes to change you have to be Patient with the Procress

 

[B-Mint94]

I don't like feeling weak and lonely

Neither do I but then I remember that I have a bunch of cool as friends that care about me and I realized that I'm really not alone

 

[86\*/98]

There's not enough loads to go around tonight so they called everyone except me to see who wanted Friday off. When I asked why they didn't hit me up they said I seem like I'm all about my money, so they didn't think I would take them up on the offer.

Then again, I would be mad asf in the morning if I didn't get this little bread tonight, so I guess they're right.

Glad they didn't call me.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Came in for overtime this mornin and the machine I'm runnin' is fukked up

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Dog I hate when I have to eat unhealthy because a nikka can't support the healthy lifestyle an entire month

 

[FatherSimp]

Most of the time I'm envious of y'all but sometimes it's lowkey good to be ugly.
Nobody ropes you into bullshyt because you're too busy being ignored.

This nikka

You got all the hoes bro

Ugly men don't get hoes fam

 

[BigMan]

Overslept

 

[K.Dot]

Being from the hood is so weird when you a square dude

It's like i'm caught between 2 worlds and I don't know exactly where I fit.

A lot of my cousins and friends either been in the streets or still in it. Me I chose a different route with college and shyt yet I don't fit in with suburban kids. I stayed in the crib and did kid shyt coming up. They was out hitting licks, trapping and fukking. The more I hang out with friends the more I see how I'm not like them and how different I act. I got people that love me and they talk about catching bodies if somebody try me just call them and I don't even know how to take that cause i'm def not a violent cat at all. Nor would I want anybody to die over stupid petty shyt or send childhood friends to jail over a stupid nikka. I guess they stepping up to protect me cause they know i'm different.

I'm questioning myself a lot now because I think I'm weird cause I carry myself so different. I wouldn't survive in the streets if I didn't have all this protection from friends and off my older cousin's names. Just not my lane. I'm a lot more naive than I should be for somebody that's legitimately from the area I'm from. I can't even kick it with class mates cause i'm different than a cat from the suburbs. I'm not as square as them but I'm not as round as my friends. Basically i'm donald glover in the atlanta TV to a T

Wow, I'm you and you're me