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Atlrocafella

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Man there is this puerto rican chick who works in my building who is so fine..I seen her outside work clothes one day, guess she was going to happy hour..my gawd she was just..:ohlawd:
 

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finally stepped to this chick i had a crush on......went to her job....introduced myself...talked briefly...gave her some godiva strawberry chocolates (im a simp ass niga).....left her my number....and she texted me later that night.......and now im stuck i totally didnt expect this chick to even hit me back lol

Don't buy her anything else.
 

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:pachaha:

I just had sex in a movie theater for the first and probably the only time in my life. :heh: I've gotten head and hand jobs before, but never went that far.

That shyt was empty as hell. No one else in that bytch. I couldn't help myself, I had to go for it. She got in my lap. I was so scared and I came so fast :noah: :pachaha:

I should be embarrassed but I ain't :mj: I won :win: :skip:
 

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:pachaha:

I just had sex in a movie theater for the first and probably the only time in my life. :heh: I've gotten head and hand jobs before, but never went that far.

That shyt was empty as hell. No one else in that bytch. I couldn't help myself, I had to go for it. She got in my lap. I was so scared and I came so fast :noah: :pachaha:

I should be embarrassed but I ain't :mj: I won :win: :skip:

You late breh..We been doing that during the George Bush years :win:
 

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That shyt is usually packed when I go. I could usually manage a handjob or head, but never full on sex. That's the first time I've EVER been to a movie theater and have it be straight up empty.


What were you expecting on an early Monday evening?
 

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Bama ass DC
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I dont know if its just because im ready to move or what but ive been feeling bored as fukk lately, i need something exciting going on
 

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I often wonder how it gets to the point for some of these homeless guys where they're brushing their teeth and washing their face in the bathroom at Penn Station or the Port Authority Bus terminal but they still clear the area from the rest of their body odor.
 

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Saw this chick on my lunch break
Ass like :dwillhuh:
but t*ts like :huhldup:
Face like :manny:

didn't holla im good
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When i was with her, her weight was never a real issue w me cuz she was beautiful and i was inlove w the babe.

Went thru my boys camera the other day and he stillnhad new years pix in there and saw several w me and the ex and holy moly, she was a big gurl.

I mean: i still miss her. Reminisce when we would meet up at random rendezvou point.

Shiit was my first real relationship. And even tho she was kinda crazy and red flags\signals left and right... She was consistently there for me and u dont get that kind of frequency in the dating realm.

I dont wanna jump from gurl to gurl, cuz testing all these waters n philandering is exhausting and so many flake sitchayshuns and/or flat out ignoring until its convenient for them to repond... A man can only take so much.

Love is real hard to find, yet i keep reading threads n reponses bout dudes committing that infidelity.

I want to be able to have somebody text me random that they love me. Go watch a movie anytime. Try a new restaurant. Take spontaneous trips to the coast. Bring me food at work or... Do something special for me just becuz.

Doggies... I miss that shyt.

Sometimes i put on this casanova facade w the ladies cuz i assume thats what they want. But he reality is that im just a one trick pony with a scorned saddle and a missing horse shoe.

So how the hell am i posed to play a legit game of horse shoes.


"A game of horse shoes!!!"


*sighs*


to u dudes who have someone special in ur lives: pls do me a faor and cherish and embrace the babe. Stare into her eyes real deep. Because what u see in there... Lies a soul of a woman who has been captivated by a man who loves her enough that whether thru thick n thin, good n bad, terrible or terrific, she gon ride for her dude til the proverbial relationship wheels fall off.

*lights candle and plays piano in the dark as the pale moon light reflects the light of a love that only he once knew... And as the harmony of love sonically glistens from the skies... Sadly, he continues of create the melody for a companion no more.*

And these are the notes of an angel... With an empty heart.

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