Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Air Nikes N Hats]

Would really like to smash the hot Russian chick at work. Now thats shes been there for a while, shes a little more friendly and talkative.....I might have to get up on that

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I really tried to write real nikkas in an office but there were problems.

1. How did real nikkas break into corporate america? Maybe one of them was dating the bosses daughter got her preggers, so the boss puts him on, so he can care for his soon to be born grandchild and the dude wouldn't work unless the homies were allowed but naw.

2. The office setting would get boring after awhile and you can only write about sneaking to smoke weed, getting caught by the most socially awkward white boy in the office, fading away then coming back to the white boy being sky high but so many times.

3. Who would be the target demo? I don't think real nikkas would watch it, too busy doing real nikka shyt, corporate nikkas wouldn't watch it on some "we deal with enough stereotyping bullshyt as is" type shyt. 3. Cacs wouldn't watch it on some "we deal with this irl already" type shyt

*sigh* real nikkas in the office never had a chance

this has potential and could be big

Our story has yet to be told. Imagine a "Don't worry about Jamal, he's one of us" type moments on national tv

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Two of my mentors are in the Boule and they hit me up last night to invite me to a dinner party they are having as congratulations for this award I recently won, which is a pretty awesome opportunity to rub shoulders with some big whigs.

Only thing is they want me to bring a date

The girl I would want to take is away in law school, so I gotta find another chick which sucks. I'mma have to take them shoppin' and buy them some etiquette lessons/classes just to make sure I cover all the bases. I cannot be embarrassed in front of these people.

I don't want my taste in women questioned. I'm tryna be down

 

[Yinny]

Excited for Afropunk this weekend yupyup!

My grandpa is such an OG shyttalker, I love it. I should've asked him could I have some of his wine

omg no MJ party this year, noooooo..oooooo.ooooo

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

My pops just got on Facebook. Not even a few hours after I added him he hits me up on some "we've gotta talk about some of your pictures "

Im 26 years old and it's private unless you're my friend

Idgaf what he's got a problem with I unfriended him so fast. Grand openin, grand closin

 

[Yinny]

^Are you a male or a female?

 

[Panther]

Job trying to crack down on their 'clean shaven' policy... That shyt is gay as fukk foh on telling me how to keep my face..

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

^Are you a male or a female?

Male. Thats why im confused and heated. Other than me kickin it with a bottle of Henn in my hand idk what dudes problem would be.

 

[Blown Moon]

Wow, just found a "ugliest ****** mugshots" thead

 

[muse]

this old ho tried to talk smart at the grocery store

she lucky i didnt kick her old brittle ass. old motherfukkers got smart mouths. you supposed to get nicer as you get smart, not talk slick

 

[Atlrocafella]

Seen this local rapper who use to be hot back in the day, Maceo, Crazy how times flies, I'm pretty sure no one else around me knew who he was.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Two of my mentors are in the Boule and they hit me up last night to invite me to a dinner party they are having as congratulations for this award I recently won, which is a pretty awesome opportunity to rub shoulders with some big whigs.

Only thing is they want me to bring a date

The girl I would want to take is away in law school, so I gotta find another chick which sucks. I'mma have to take them shoppin' and buy them some etiquette lessons/classes just to make sure I cover all the bases. I cannot be embarrassed in front of these people.

I don't want my taste in women questioned. I'm tryna be down

Man, at a certain point you gonna have to leave them girls alone. When you find some chick that can run with you

But those other chicks,

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Seen this local rapper who use to be hot back in the day, Maceo, Crazy how times flies, I'm pretty sure no one else around me knew who he was.

I remember dude

Light skin and got dreads now. East ATL nikka. Cant remember that one song he had tho

 

[Atlrocafella]

I remember dude

Light skin and got dreads now. East ATL nikka. Cant remember that one song he had tho

Nextel Chirp was his joint..he still got the dreads too.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

right. and "Ho Sit Down"