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Had a kid come in earlier this evening asking if we sold individual condoms. I was like no, they come in packs. Smallest is three. He was like, oh is that every store. I said yeah, everywhere sells by the pack. Then he was trying to figure out the cost per unit, saying oh so it's like two dollars a condom? He didn't buy any. After he left, I thought to myself. Please Lord let this guy find a condom cuz I can't imagine what would happen if he were allowed to reproduce. If he can't afford the pack for like six bucks, imagine a pack of diapers. Coming into the store trying to buy just one, talking about he'll come back when he needs another one. :snoop:
 

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Had a kid come in earlier this evening asking if we sold individual condoms. I was like no, they come in packs. Smallest is three. He was like, oh is that every store. I said yeah, everywhere sells by the pack. Then he was trying to figure out the cost per unit, saying oh so it's like two dollars a condom? He didn't buy any. After he left, I thought to myself. Please Lord let this guy find a condom cuz I can't imagine what would happen if he were allowed to reproduce. If he can't afford the pack for like six bucks, imagine a pack of diapers. Coming into the store trying to buy just one, talking about he'll come back when he needs another one. :snoop:
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
My dumb ass should have taken the whole week off instead of just three days:francis:
Girl is going back to San Diego tomorrow for Thanksgiving.
She's been upset about me not going but I'm not ready to meet her whole family:francis:
Ma dukes is enjoying her trip, so that puts a smile on my face:jawalrus:
Thanksgiving is about to be a literal Netflix and chill:lolbron:
I'll finish Jessica Jones and Black Jesus then.
It's so cold in the H:mjlol:
 

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My dumb ass should have taken the whole week off instead of just three days:francis:
Girl is going back to San Diego tomorrow for Thanksgiving.
She's been upset about me not going but I'm not ready to meet her whole family:francis:
Ma dukes is enjoying her trip, so that puts a smile on my face:jawalrus:
Thanksgiving is about to be a literal Netflix and chill:lolbron:
I'll finish Jessica Jones and Black Jesus then.
It's so cold in the H:mjlol:
Black jesus?
 
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