Why the homie sister gotta look like a young Eva Mendes with a fat ass? She's supposed to look like him in a wig.
Why we had to have a convo about her before I saw her, where I assured him I'd never try to get at a friends sister even though he said he'd deal with it if she was feeling one of his friends, as long as the friend let him know before he tried something? "Naw I'm a real one, I would never get at the homies sister"
Why she gotta be feeling me?
Why we always catch eachother staring at the other and skinning and grinning about it when we do?
Why isn't she being low key about it?
Homie- What's the joke?
Homies sister- Ask J Reíd
Me-
I'm just laughing because she's laughing.
Homie-
Why is he telling her I'm a dog like that's gonna stop her from feeling me, when it's just making her more curious?
Why she had to ask "so why arent you on Facebook?" when the homie went to the bathroom?
Why she have to give me the most seductive come hither look when she answered no after I asked if she was asking so she could put me on one of her friends?
Why her p*ssy so fat that the print always showing?
Why am I praying equally hard not to be left alone with her and to be left alone with her at the same damn time?
Why am I already getting my "what had happened was" story together?
Why am I such a ain't shyt nikka?
Why this nikka gotta know Muay Thai?
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(It was too far anyways)
. Now I'm mad 
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