Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Cory MBA]

When all else fails...keep working hard and do the right thing.

People are losing their minds...

 

[BillBanneker]

Man I really need a good blender. Paying out of pocket for these smoothies has my pockets going

 

[DaChampIsHere]

All these deadlines and I been throwin' up all day. I'm so done.

 

[ANewClassic]

i was home last night watching my daughter and thinking about this convo and realized, my shyt ain't so boss no more once sesame street and fresh beat band took over

Thanks to my niece I know the whole dance sequence to the closing scene of Fresh Beat Band

 

[PrnzHakeem]

I'm about to put in like 60 hours this week. 12 hour day yesterday, got some kind of eye infection so I worked from home today.

Been working while the Kendrick album is playing on repeat.

 

[The ADD]

today.

Been working while the Kendrick album is playing on repeat.

 

[Panther]

This weekend will either be really good or really bad

 

[TreyAce]

the new girls at work got a nikka like



u know i'm plottin

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Honestly, it's crazy how big this board is and how small this world is.

I might have to lay the smack down on someone.

 

[R.O. Double]

They told us in training that if you see one while driving, do not slam on the brakes becuz you might jack knife the truck. They said do not swerve becuz you might roll the truck over and kill yaself.

The thing is that if you're drivng and it's some big shyt in the road, it's your natural iinstinct to avoid it. Since i been driving i been wondering can i go against that natural instinct. Now i know i can.

I hit a muthafukkin deer the other night!! That shyt just ran in front of thr truck, i was doing 65mph down a backroad and then SMACK!!!! Caught that bytch on my right side and seen his head fly off into the darkness on my left side. I didn't even stop to see the damage to my truck, i was just behind the wheel yelling out "Oh shyt, oh shyt, oh shyt!!!" I was doing the last 2 hours of an 11 hour drive i had to make and sleep was calling me. That deer sacrificed his life so i wouldn't fall asleep behind the wheel.

 

[The ADD]

They told us in training that if you see one while driving, do not slam on the brakes becuz you might jack knife the truck. They said do not swerve becuz you might roll the truck over and kill yaself.

The thing is that if you're drivng and it's some big shyt in the road, it's your natural iinstinct to avoid it. Since i been driving i been wondering can i go against that natural instinct. Now i know i can.

I hit a muthafukkin deer the other night!! That shyt just ran in front of thr truck, i was doing 65mph down a backroad and then SMACK!!!! Caught that bytch on my right side and seen his head fly off into the darkness on my left side. I didn't even stop to see the damage to my truck, i was just behind the wheel yelling out "Oh shyt, oh shyt, oh shyt!!!" I was doing the last 2 hours of an 11 hour drive i had to make and sleep was calling me. That deer sacrificed his life so i wouldn't fall asleep behind the wheel.

 

[R.O. Double]

I got the bloodlust now.

I already got a possum in Alabama, 2 racc00ns in Georgia, a bat in West Virginia, a rabbit in northern Cali, a baby bobcat in New Mexico and now a deer in Texas. 43 more states to kill in.

 

[Blown Moon]

It had to be real hard being a bad cave bytch; waking up every morning knowing without a shadow of a doubt you're going to get raped.

Man I wish we could go by cave man rules... just for a little while

 

[Atlrocafella]

Lady in front of me at the Gas station spent $20 on lotto tickets and $5 on gas....at least split the shiit up evenly..

 

[Illuminatos]

God damn I'm up at 5 A.M. writing a college paper due in four hours.

The worst part was that this shyt was assigned two weeks ago. I stay doing this dumb shyt.