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Behold, the power of photoshop!




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(Reversed this one, made her ass smaller)
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(She's looking for her ass)
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I see dudes on here going nuts over pics, and you can tell about 75% of them are shopped. Yall really think there's been a sudden influx of women with huge asses and tiny waists, or chicks just chopping their pics, which is more likely? I'm not even good with photoshop and it took me all of 5 minutes to do that.

Lol well I don't have a big booty soo ....I will hit you up if I need you to make me one.:ninja1:
 

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Behold, the power of photoshop!




31313n1jds.jpg

ffn-milian_christina_2ek1o.jpg


(Reversed this one, made her ass smaller)
e453198jq6.jpg

e453v5jw9.jpg


(She's looking for her ass)
mila_kunis_2.jpg

mila_kunis_22233lkeh.jpg




I see dudes on here going nuts over pics, and you can tell about 75% of them are shopped. Yall really think there's been a sudden influx of women with huge asses and tiny waists, or chicks just chopping their pics, which is more likely? I'm not even good with photoshop and it took me all of 5 minutes to do that.

LMAO, I didn't even notice the difference between the pics of the last chick.:mjpls:
 

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Man nothing angers me more than when friends talk to each other in languages they know you don't understand leaving you like
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So This bytch Is Late To Work

She Texts Her "Friend" Co Worker And Says Shes Stressed Out Over Beefing With Her Husbands Family (Mind You This Is An On Going Drama) And She's Gonna Be Late

The "Friend" Tells All The Other Women In The Office And They All (Including The Friend) Go "Oh God! Not This shyt Again! I Dont Wanna Hear It, She Deserves This. She Brough It On Herself, I Heard She Started This, Shes Wrong For Putting Her Husband Against His Family,, Etc..."

So She Finally Gets In, And Is Literally Holding Court Telling Everyone About The Drama And These Broads Chime In Like "Wow You Dont To Deal With That! fukk Em Girl! Your Man Needs To Set His Family Straight! How Dare They Talk To You That Way..Etcc"

Women :pachaha:

 

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On what planet is keeping the room at 72 degrees considered "freezing" ?

Roommate likes it near 80.. had a friend over who confirmed. I be waking up sweating bullets in the night when that dude sneaks the thermostat to 82. But they trying to make ME the crazy one for liking it at 72, both using the term "freezing" and looking at me like I'm a buffoon.. ain't that standard room temp?! And we live in fukking Texas yo it's hot as fukk outside.. and the friend is from RUSSIA where 72 is fukking tropical paradise!.. WTF is this the twilight zone?!
 

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On what planet is keeping the room at 72 degrees considered "freezing" ?

Roommate likes it near 80.. had a friend over who confirmed. I be waking up sweating bullets in the night when that dude sneaks the thermostat to 82. But they trying to make ME the crazy one for liking it at 72, both using the term "freezing" and looking at me like I'm a buffoon.. ain't that standard room temp?! And we live in fukking Texas yo it's hot as fukk outside.. and the friend is from RUSSIA where 72 is fukking tropical paradise!.. WTF is this the twilight zone?!


I like a cooler room as well. I think 74 is perfect.
 
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