Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ill_will82]

I have got to move like seriously... early this morning about 4 I get woke up from my sleep due to flashing police lights. I look out my window police done busted ppl got an cuffed.

Then about a hour ago some knucklehead crashes into the utility pole near my house and just runs off. No police show up

Edit - They show up 3 hrs later *smh*

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I hate when people interrupt my daily nap at work because they actually need me to work.

Inconsiderate b*stards.

Let me be great.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I've been using S Health by Samsung for years. I love it. It's a great accurate fitness app. 150 million people use it and I'm in the top 2 percent of users when it comes to activity and fitness level.

I keep telling people I'm exceptionally healthy. They think I'm just talking shyt, but I'm not. Few people are in better shape than me. Facts.

Lmao even when I was on drugs I'd still exercise.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[iBrowse]

@KOOL-AID @The Wave Naja women got it like that?

 

[DCSpinerz]

@KOOL-AID @The Wave Naja women got it like that?

My trifling ex-girl is Naja and

 

[DCSpinerz]

I've been using S Health by Samsung for years. I love it. It's a great accurate fitness app. 150 million people use it and I'm in the top 2 percent of users when it comes to activity and fitness level.

I keep telling people I'm exceptionally healthy. They think I'm just talking shyt, but I'm not. Few people are in better shape than me. Facts.

Lmao even when I was on drugs I'd still exercise.

I don't use the app but for staying fit.

Some of our brothers out there are overweight and are dying due to poor health. We gotta stay fit and healthy.

 

[The Mad Titan]

@KOOL-AID @The Wave Naja women got it like that?

Random white dude

Black dude dancing with a box of popeyes

 

[Gold]

@KOOL-AID @The Wave Naja women got it like that?

She claims naija women have the tightest pussies and the wettest.

Sadly only one of these is true

 

[marcuz]

literally the first sentence im sorry but i know they got this rachet shyt from AA women

 

[The Mad Titan]

She claims naija women have the tightest pussies and the wettest.

Sadly only one of these is true

Tight or wet?

 

[marcuz]

i bet the cac is the only 1 hitting too

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I wake up and I'm thankful to be alive. I ask the ancestors to guide and protect me from taking part in evil. I ask mothe earth to send me her energy that'll keep me grounded and connected to all things.

I ask the wind and fire to lend me their intensity and swiftness. I ask my ancestors to help me realize they're with me always.

After that I purify my space with smoke and I'll sing a song or listen to traditional African music while meditating until I can feel the connection I've asked for.

That's been my routine for almost a year now. I like it.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[marcuz]

snapchat be freaking me out sometimes when you open a message from hours ago and the chick bitmoji already peeking in the bottom left like