Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

Tip for the ladies:

If you work in an office setting, keep a boiled egg sitting on your desk/cubicle. You can fart up a storm and when a dude comes to your office and gives you the you can tell him it's the boiled egg smelling like that

 

[Rawtid]

Tip for the ladies:

If you work in an office setting, keep a boiled egg sitting on your desk/cubicle. You can fart up a storm and when a dude comes to your office and gives you the you can tell him it's the boiled egg smelling like that

How about you just pass gas in the restroom? Purposefully letting lose at work is disgusting. I had an office mate one time and I politely told him and his ass, that shyt isn't acceptable. Have some decorum.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

My side of town is completely out of midgrade gas. Thank God I'm cheap and only fill my tank with the cheapest of petro.

I knew my frugality would come in handy one day.

Down here the cheap stuff goes first.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

How about you just pass gas in the restroom? Purposefully letting lose at work is disgusting. I had an office mate one time and I politely told him and his ass, that shyt isn't acceptable. Have some decorum.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Down here the cheap stuff goes first.

That's usually the case however I think a lot of people are getting gas for their generators and such. Plus I live on the uppidy side of town.

I'm not complaining though...

 

[Ashley Banks]

I'm not a morning person.

 

[The Mad Titan]

I'm not a morning person.

Fix that man breakfast!

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I swear this guy Michael Rapino's boosting my ego

 

[Ashley Banks]

Fix that man breakfast!

I already did

 

[Rockstar Mom]

Speaking of boiled eggs, I thought it was common courtesy not to bring stank ass food to work/school? Especially when you're in close quarters.

This chick is wolfing down this egg salad sandwich, and the shyt is rank

I had curried lentils the other day, and I ate in the cafeteria. Not in the room with all the windows closed.

 

[Rawtid]

You Dj'd someone's wedding wearing a T-shirt and jeans?

 

[K.Dot]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I can get used to being chauffeured around. I feel luxurious.


I even sat in the back seat and let him open and close the door for me like I'm a rich white woman. My name is Beth today!

 

[K.Dot]

I can get used to being chauffeured around. I feel luxurious.


I even sat in the back seat and let him open and close the door for me like I'm a rich white woman. My name is Beth today!

He's taking you straight to the bushes

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

He's taking you straight to the bushes

You couldn't fix your fingers to tell me Good morning?!?!?!

You got a problem with me? Beth is totally with the shyts today! Pull up!