I smoke half a blunt and leave for the city. I'll drink when i get to the event. Paid to park round 10:35 after lookin all over for the fukkin Halo Lounge. My girl (4 months preg, small bump) and I had ordered tickets on Eventbrite. She was gonna be my DD. We wait in line at the address, give the tix and they say its the wrong spot. We were at 817 W. Peachtree NW instead of NE

OK...
Walk back to the car, already annoyed. She in heels lookin great in a flattering dress but they killing her feet. She's irritated and pregnant. FINALLY find the place and we pay for parking AGAIN finally near Halo. It's 11:45. It looks jammin. We get in a short line and they make us wait to let the photographer in

It's 11:55 and we finally get patted down bout to go in.

Dyke pats my girl down and says "You're obviously pregnant. Can't let you in due to liability."
Had no plan B. Ball already dropped while walking back to the car heated. Wasn't bout to go somewhere else and pay for parking 3 times in one night. Got Taco Bell and a Redbox, went home and we fell asleep watchin Looper.
HAPPY fukkIN NEW YEAR