Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dwolf]

Another bridge burnt

 

[Heretic]

cooking breakfast now for the 1st time in forever

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I cant swim for shyt

 

[Lana Kane]

Debating if I should bother anymore or just keep it moving.

 

[Lord Beasley]

yo... these 18+ chicks lookin so right now days

i was @ the att store 2 days ago, and these 2 chicks walk in. all the clerks in that bytch couldn't help but peep, including me . this thick ass chick was buying a new case for a graduation trip , tanned up white broad with a booty. her friend was cute too. im standing there checking out, me and the dude doing my order couldn't help but peep, shyt i caught myself staring twice. i had to look away. her body was so right, imagine a store full of dudes and this chick walk in, all of us are like


so wrong but sooo right

 

[Lord Beasley]

brazil buttlift

 

[King P]

Captain Crunch at 11:30?

Sounds like a plan to me

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Had my little girl. I'm a daddy

Side note: I was comin out the hospital and saw Eli Porter at the entrance in a wheelchair. Dude isn't lookin good at all

 

[Rawtid]

Had my little girl. I'm a daddy

Side note: I was comin out the hospital and saw Eli Porter at the entrance in a wheelchair. Dude isn't lookin good at all

Congrats!!!!!

 

[TreyAce]

she said you getting that apartment so you can hoe it up
i said exactly

 

[Atlrocafella]

Man this white lady in my work building has a fat ass.

 

[Soundbwoy]

selling a car is a bytch

 

[Rawtid]

Possums are freaking awesome!!

 

[PrnzHakeem]

This week alone I've gotten 3 inquiries for job openings on LinkedIn. I don't know if it's a sign or not. Not gonna bite though. I'm good where I'm at.

edit: I should probably update my resume, I havent touched it since 2010

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

i just realized i was "poked" on facebook a few months back from a quite nice looking man...wtf @ "poking" in 2013 but FML for not still living in DC, you poke me, we're gonna go together