Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Bout to smash this p*ssy like baby asprin.

 

[1thouwow]

I accidentally clicked on the ladies only version of this thread

But my co-worker got my mind blown. Just recently her sister got diagnosed with breast cancer and she was devastated. She showing support and tryna keep strong for her and the fam. But just recently im at this get together and I see her smoking cigarettes. She never use to smoke before tho. Why would u start smoking now that your sis has cancer knowing smoking is counterproductive for that cancer shyt. And she's about to get a tattoo in cause of supporting breast cancer.

 

[Born2BKing]

@ocmfII how much did your bar mitzvah cost?

I'm doing the catering for one now and just in food and drinks (open bar included) they've spent over 23k for 125 people. That's not including the other shyt like photographer, dj, drcorations, hotel stay for him and his friends. His dad said so far they might have spent close to a quarter million and an ashton martin as a gift ( mind you he's fukkin 13)

Ayo, your AVI picture is adorable. No Homo

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Phat asses are played-out.
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[-G$-]

@ocmfII how much did your bar mitzvah cost?

I'm doing the catering for one now and just in food and drinks (open bar included) they've spent over 23k for 125 people. That's not including the other shyt like photographer, dj, drcorations, hotel stay for him and his friends. His dad said so far they might have spent close to a quarter million and an ashton martin as a gift ( mind you he's fukkin 13)

i honestly have no idea because mine was almost 20 years ago now and i was so young then i had nothing to do w the planning

but i definitely did not get an aston martin

 

[Darts]

My workplace is systematically blocking all of my favorite websites that I visit daily.

Streaming radio is blocked, some news sites are blocked, can't even watch fukking cnbc to see whats up with the economy.


I fear the coli is next.

 

[ADK]

Does anyone else dikk get hard (pause) when they ask for a girl number? Everytime I do it just begins to grow like it knows p*ssy is awaiting

 

[Blown Moon]

Listening to Patrice O'neal on old Opie and Andy shows is making me realize how much of a fukking creepball he was.

I miss that nikka mayne.

 

[Boy C]

Opie and Anthony is cool.

You heard Patrice talking with Dr. Michio Kaku? One of the GOAT's on O&A.
Just YouTube'd and I guess there's several interviews. I'm talking about the one with space and the galaxy.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This morning I was packing my truck to drive back to Dallas when my uncle yelled out for me to get some matches. He saw a snake crawl from my pop's shed and go in a hole by a tree. We smoked him out and he killed it.

I just killed a snake on my parent's carport last week



So I stayed and mowed the yard and spread snake repellant

 

[That Good 510]

Listening to Patrice O'neal on old Opie and Andy shows is making me realize how much of a fukking creepball he was.

I miss that nikka mayne.

me too breh. This morning, I was listening to the episode where they were listening to clips of To Catch A Predator for the first time and Patrice had me dying.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I just got emailed about a new program by major league basedall to hire military veterans to work in the broadcast department for Texas Rangers games

 

[Atlrocafella]

at people who drink gatorade with their meals.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Still, no wheaties

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

at people who drink gatorade with their meals.

I ate Krystals with Gatorade Friday

And I was inside the restaurant

First time I had Krystals in over 2 years

God bless America