Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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UserNameless
Veteran
You gon tell me u going to sleep, i text you goodnight and u dont have the courtesy to say it back. Broad, you aint fall asleep that fast.
"These bad bytches be broke too"
I'm out of green. I stop drinking so what's something that's gonna give me a good buzz from the gas station?
Uncle Kingpin
No Relation
cop the oldest hotdog on a roller you can find. im sure that'll have your head spinnin
Good one new guy 
Liquor store was still open. Ended up with some Henny 
Liquor store was still open. Ended up with some Henny
Uncle Kingpin
No Relation
Say bruh, how you smoke weed but dont know nobody who sell weed? 
Man, go to the gym. Don't start deteriorating.
UserNameless
Veteran
The TV Show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is just... a waste. It's annoying.
...and I'm hungry.
...and I'm hungry.
I know a couple, but when they're dry they're dry
i know a couple folks, but when they're dry they're dry as hellSay bruh, how you smoke weed but dont know nobody who sell weed?
James Carter
n/a
One good girl is worth a thousand bytches..
aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
Have any of you eaten a cronut yet?
White folks in NYC are sleeping on the streets for a sniff of the pastry.
http://ny.eater.com/archives/2013/08/the_cronut_line_is_the_summers_only_real_blockbuster.php
White folks in NYC are sleeping on the streets for a sniff of the pastry.
http://ny.eater.com/archives/2013/08/the_cronut_line_is_the_summers_only_real_blockbuster.php
I swear ole girl gave the worst head ever in life 
wtf was she doing? at times I couldn't even tell that it was in her mouth
then she almost mushed one of my balls
all that excessive jerking off was uncalled for
and the thing is I didn't even request head
then when I told her to get up she kept going
shyt was so bad I laughed out loud by mistake and she got pissed
but once I got in the p*ssy
she came twice then asked me what was wrong with me
like she was mad I didn't cum yet
I laid her ass out
she was snoring hard as fukk
wtf was she doing? at times I couldn't even tell that it was in her mouth
then she almost mushed one of my balls
all that excessive jerking off was uncalled for
and the thing is I didn't even request head
then when I told her to get up she kept going
shyt was so bad I laughed out loud by mistake and she got pissed
but once I got in the p*ssy
she came twice then asked me what was wrong with me
like she was mad I didn't cum yet
I laid her ass out
she was snoring hard as fukk
