Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[semtex]

Was scrolling through this random broad that goes to my school's facebook pics and saw she had a screen shot of some simp message from my friend that I've known since childhood

small world. Dude was gettin clowned in the comments. Should I tell him?

 

[KingOFKings]

Im Guessing When You Typed This You Had A Real Nice Night, Possibly With A Female, That Made You Say "Damn...Life is Great"

Thats Cool And All But

I Give It A Week Before You're Beating Ya Meat Again

I won't lie, I did. However, women aside. I feel much better and in tune with where I'm going when I slow down with the porn and j/off. That urge is strong yeah, if you can harness that energy into concentration and focus into something else though.......watch out

 

[Atlrocafella]

If this deal happens this will be the first major accomplishment for my management firm

 

[Atlrocafella]

Took this chick to the Cowboys' vs Bengals game last night


shyt was cool


also found out that 3 chicks on my roster attend the same church and all 3 keep trying to get me to go

please tell me you got a book coming out, you've been knocking down chicks left and right and putting yourself in crazy situations

 

[-G$-]

still thinking about this shower sexin last night, shyt was powerful

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

please tell me you got a book coming out, you've been knocking down chicks left and right and putting yourself in crazy situations

he lives in texas

hes winning

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

please tell me you got a book coming out, you've been knocking down chicks left and right and putting yourself in crazy situations

ima be honest with you my nig, shyt aint even cool to me tho


i done met so many chicks and really didnt like any of them except 1
and the 1 that i kinda liked just got out of a long relationship before and basically used me to get a nut and tossed me in the bushes

the rest of these chicks are so annoying and i am trying my best to not be mean


I am still trying to adjust to being back here and my sleep pattern is fukked
I normally dont even go to sleep till 6am
these broads are irritating as fukk always trying to spend the night
shyt makes it fukked up
cause i end up sending mixed msgs to them

married nikkas have all the luck brah



*i also fukked 2 chicks off Backpage just for gp

 

[Illuminatos]

What's up with these weak nikkas that try to sell you their garbage ass mixtape in the mall and when you tell them no they get mad?

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

1. Fed my little relatives for a meal of conveyor belt sushi.

2. A lady friend sent out an email for pledges/support for an Alzheimers walk next month – so I pushed some loot her way, hoping she’ll meet/exceed her fund-raising goal.

3. A relative of mines and her team are working on having their guitar invention mass produced and are currently seeking funding, so I donated some loot – if they make it big, well… I’m optimistic. Check it out! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wab/kitar-the-evolving-instrument

4. Make pizza for my cousins and played scrabble with them out on a covered deck while the rain was coming down - felt great with the humidity and a dash of late summer winds.

5. Returned a pair of sought-after KD's to the store so somebody can get the chance to cop at retail (that prolly doesn't seem like much to you - but i'm sure that would make somebody's day walking into a shoe store and seeing a pair of sneaks that sold out same day, before they even had a chance to buy - to be quite magical).

Other than that... it was a cool ass weekend. Did some yardwork for neighbors, took mom dukes out to eat, went out friday and saturday (my lady is in NYC with her moms), bought a round of drinks for the crew... just having a good time in the Emerald City (not to mention, i met some really nice ladies out there - looked, talked... but no touch. LOL).

Was a great damn weekend to just do shiit for people to show them i appreciate their companionship/existence in my life.


Hope y'all had a good weekend, too!!


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[beanz]

im getting married in 3 months but theres this new pawg at my job that i wanna fukk so bad

today she gave me a brownie and then when she left, he bookbag was making her dress ride up and i saw her beautiful fat butt

i love my fiancee tho so i wont do it...

but still

 

[sfgiants]

saw a cute broad at the supermarket after i got out of the gym. she smiled at me twice but i was drenched in sweat and smelled like an unwashed taint and dirty socks
like if i got within 5 feet of her she would've smelled that nasty ass funk. confidence plummeted.

had to keep it movin

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

im getting married in 3 months but theres this new pawg at my job that i wanna fukk so bad

today she gave me a brownie and then when she left, he bookbag was making her dress ride up and i saw her beautiful fat butt

i love my fiancee tho so i wont do it...

but still

u gone fukk up

 

[beanz]

u gone fukk up

 

[marcuz]

just found two ticks on my couch, brehs i've been fostering two dogs for a week and just noticed they've got ticks. what should i do, dog owners? im thinking about bug bombing my house and getting the dogs a flea/tick collar

 

[muse]

just found two ticks on my couch, brehs i've been fostering two dogs for a week and just noticed they've got ticks. what should i do, dog owners? im thinking about bug bombing my house and getting the dogs a flea/tick collar

i hope they crawl up your dikk