Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I swear to fukking gawd Botched is 1 of the greatest collections on the fukked up psychology of humanity!




This white bytch had to have multiple surgeries on her nose because her son punched her in the face because she told him Santa Clause wasn't real.


Bad parent ass bytch. She didn't even beat his stupid lil ass.

Dumb bytch aint give hat lil shyt no discipline.


I might punch a lil kid in the face for gp for this shyt.


I swear Imma give a lecture about 90% or more of parents ain't shyt.

 

[Unbothered]

I forgot that President Biden is here in Syracuse today...

I wondered why certain roads were blocked off.

 

[Yinny]

It’s a shame with as much as I pay for cable there’s so few channels with anything worth watching, reality tv was a mistake

 

[colicolicoli]

Why is my aunt on the news for being scammed out of thousands by a fake Frankie Beverly?

 

[Yinny]

The good: baby boy is killing his veggies, love it

The bad: he has to adjust to his poop coming out more solid and longer, it makes his little booty hurt

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

There’s a random peacock that lives in a neighborhood about a 5 min drive from me. I’ve never seen him but see a lot of posts about him on the Oakland Reddit. Today I finally saw him and snapped a pic, very beautiful but god damn that fool loud AF

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Came out the grocery store, hear what sounds like a domestic dispute coming from a suv with the windows down.


The suv parks and it gets louder.


It is a Black mother screaming at a kid that looks 9 or 10.

Why this mafukka park and continue with the windows down and get even louder.


I swear man. There needs to be a mental competence test given to parents and if they fail, take the kids away.

 

[Sad Bunny]

 

[The BasedFather]

Was smashing a McGriddle this morning…ate 3/4 of it…bit into the last piece and a thick ass strand of black hair

Done with fast food breh

 

[Pazzy]

Taking it back to 99.

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Real talk Im disappointed Beanie Sigel never had an album called MacBook. Could have called the delux version MacBook Pro

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Stank ass homeless people posting up in coffee shops unappreciation. These people need to get kick tf out

 

[Yinny]

I’m developing a love-hate relationship with chicken, either I crave it or get tired af of it

 

[DrBanneker]

Seven months yesterday…and I officially had to end our cosleeping, he’s too long, fast, doing Cirque de Soleil all over the bed and I’d feel awful if he fell on this hard ass floor. He be babbling at me from the crib but he’ll be okay, I probably won’t be

Don't start it back up. We didn't and our kids have all slept fine solo. Friends still have kids in their bed at age 5+.