Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Pazzy]

Post-nut clarity hits different when she doesn't unlock the handcuffs

I need an adventure. Not like im doing anything. just remembered tomorrow is friday and i dont have to drive into work

Ill keep it a buck. I might be driving into philly on saturday but honestly, i dont feel like driving around. Maybe ill change my mind but i dont feel like doing any solo road trips right now. Not in the mindset for it.

I dont know why but shyt, im just feeling a bit old where i wanna lay down but it could be that im depressed too. Either way ill cope. Dont have a choice.

 

[the elastic]

I need an adventure. Not like im doing anything. just remembered tomorrow is friday and i dont have to drive into work

Ill keep it a buck. I might be driving into philly on saturday but honestly, i dont feel like driving around. Maybe ill change my mind but i dont feel like doing any solo road trips right now. Not in the mindset for it.

I dont know why but shyt, im just feeling a bit old where i wanna lay down but it could be that im depressed too. Either way ill cope. Dont have a choice.

Go to Toronto and chill with some crodies and find you an East African

 

[Pazzy]

Go to Toronto and chill with some crodies and find you an East African

Need to visit canada soon anyway. it was fun the last time back in 2017

 

[Pseudonym]

Post-nut clarity hits different when she doesn't unlock the handcuffs

She Gerald’s Gaming him?

 

[the elastic]

She Gerald’s Gaming him?

Nah, but he wants to play it

 

[Pseudonym]

Swore I wouldn’t be the one crying….
Legitimately bawled my eyes out seeing Pseu Jr. leaving home

shyt hurts but I’m not gonna smother him, gotta let the baby bird fly…I miss him already man

 

[Pseudonym]

Nah, but he wants to play it

Gotta have Alexa or Siri help out, or be loosely tied so escape is possible

 

[Pazzy]

She Gerald’s Gaming him?

Had to google geralds game to know what ya was talking about.

 

[Pazzy]

Not in a good mood. Im pissed, frustrated, sexually frustrated, frustrated with myself, feel like throwing a tantrum, breaking something or going off on somebody. Went to bed angry and woke up even madder. Didnt eat dinner last night. Was depressed. Frustrated with myself for real. Have to wake up early to do something i dont want to do. Not gonna say I hate my life but I dont wanna be bothered until I feel better enough to move around. I dont want to be around other people because then theyll sense something is wrong judging from my attitude and anger which i dont care enough to hide at the moment.

 

[Pazzy]

If im struggling to even get something that you easily get and are greedy as fukk with, why would and should i congraulate you for? fukk you. Eat a dikk.

 

[Pazzy]

Even though Im feeling physical discomfort from sitting (i didnt have sex so dont even think about it since some of you goofies would think that), mentally im fired up enough to eat breakfast, get my job done, and get on with my day. Im mentally ready to be around people today where I can tolerate being around someone for awhilw. Might go outside later but no clue. Already exercised. Not sure how long this will last so hopefully im well enough that i dont have a meltdown again

 

[Pazzy]

Looking through the reddit feed, i feel like smacking one of these redditors with an ipad. Just pull that ipad back as far as i can go and just sssswwwwwwiiiinnnnggggggg right in their face like gotcha. i just get really irritated everytime i peep that shyt

 

[Pazzy]

5 posts to myself. This is starting to look the bushes anonymous thread.

But seriously wheres my sexually and romantically obsessed stalker at? I need somebody to go crazy with.

Im contemplating about buying some more weed for the memorial day weekend but truth be told, i dont even want to get high. I just wanna feel better. I need a hug and to be understood for a second. shyt is tiring. Im looking at all these things looking for answers to what is going on with my mind and shyt.

Honestly as i said, i dont care to travel around right now because ill admit i feel depressed, lonely and my mind has been really thinking about a lot. I dont have my emotions altogether at the moment to be around other people.

 

[Pseudonym]

Not in a good mood. Im pissed, frustrated, sexually frustrated, frustrated with myself, feel like throwing a tantrum, breaking something or going off on somebody. Went to bed angry and woke up even madder. Didnt eat dinner last night. Was depressed. Frustrated with myself for real. Have to wake up early to do something i dont want to do. Not gonna say I hate my life but I dont wanna be bothered until I feel better enough to move around. I dont want to be around other people because then theyll sense something is wrong judging from my attitude and anger which i dont care enough to hide at the moment.

5 posts to myself. This is starting to look the bushes anonymous thread.

But seriously wheres my sexually and romantically obsessed stalker at? I need somebody to go crazy with.

Im contemplating about buying some more weed for the memorial day weekend but truth be told, i dont even want to get high. I just wanna feel better. I need a hug and to be understood for a second. shyt is tiring. Im looking at all these things looking for answers to what is going on with my mind and shyt.

Honestly as i said, i dont care to travel around right now because ill admit i feel depressed, lonely and my mind has been really thinking about a lot. I dont have my emotions altogether at the moment to be around other people.

Don’t get frustrated at yourself king. It sounds like you need a recharge. Turn off your phone alerts and set it to only certain people can reach you and let those people know to contact you in 911 situations only. Be selfish and treat your self to some quiet time and your fav movies, games, food.
This sounds corny, but write it all down and just be a lazy fukk for a few days. After work, if you can’t take off. Laugh at everything,( even if it’s internally) at shyt you know wouldn’t be socially acceptable.
I laughed my ass off (internally) because the old lady in front of me checked her purse twice to make sure she put her wallet in there and it was annoying the fukk out of the cashier it was a CVS and it was like 4 people behind me, old lady gave no fukks, she wasn’t leaving until she was SURE her wallet was in her purse. Cashier even told her “yeah you put it back”
She checked again anyway

 

[BlackAchilles]

How old u gotta be for the summer time unc fits:

Mid 30's and I feel ready