Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

My nikka..I just had to curve a chick last week..Told me she had a 14 year old and a 5 year old..Hit that exit left stage quick!

see i try to wade the water with these ratchet hoes with multi-kids

i put in zero effort and never go anywhere with them'
i assume they understand their place and go with it
but this broad
I can tell she think i am sweating her cause she sexy and mixed-
i hit the puss and she think she bout to run my pockets

this bytch actually asked me to go to Bennigans to get her a burger for lunch

i cut her off right then

 

[ryshy]

just realized ive been high for well over 24 hours, and i havent smoked since yesterday

weekends>>>>>>>>>

 

[IronFist]

I think I just heard somebody get shot by my block.

bruh i swear at night it sounds like Afghanistan around N.O, shyt i cant hardly sleep as it is and these fools playing cowboy and indians

 

[Rawtid]

Received an email about another position and I left dude a message. He said the position was in Baltmore so I'm hoping it's downtown or somewhere closer to my house. This commute is really starting to wear on me.

 

[The ADD]

Nothing like being happy for somebody but a little at the same time.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I finally got a car. 2012 Ford Fusion Literal life turn around within five hours. Dude at the barbershop is a car salesman. Gave him my number PAUSE and he hit me up the next day talking about 1k down, 530 a month.

Got it to 0 down and 350 per month. At 1300 I was by 1700 I was

 

[Panther]

I turned 23 today, I feel old as fukk

 

[Illuminatos]

Dumbass barber shaved my mustache off. I've been growing that shyt for months. I swear to god the next barber that does that is getting punched in his shyt.

 

[Rawtid]

I just got an email where 3 distribution groups and 8 indivduals were on the To line and 3 additional people were CC'd. My group alone has 400 people. All because one person received an error. Talk about covering your fukking basis and my email is about to light the fukk up. I HATE!!

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Dude just gave me a link to a song I have been trying to find for almost 30 years.................​

 

[86\*/98]

The last two times I talked to my mother, she brought up that Keri Hilson video...

I'm convinced, moms likes bytches too. We could throw each other alley oops with milfs. These hoes ain't ready for a mother and son team.

 

[Rawtid]

5 pays until my car is paid off!! I hope I don't flip out at work or anything and end up getting canned.

 

[86\*/98]

I think I'm going to that Halloween party dressed as Sammy Davis Jr.

 

[Jone2three45]

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[havoc]

I need a drink ..