Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[UserNameless]

That new Arbys smoked brisket sandwich

How did I miss this?! Coppin' soon...

Can someone tell me where this "bae" shyt started, it's all I hear now. I see damn near 40 year old men simpin broads on Facebook, callin women "bae" 5 times in a sentence.

"But bae, bae..."



I dunno...something ratchetly endearing about it.

The shortened form of baby has been around in the certain communities forever. It's just recently become popularized and a phenomenon in and of itself.

 

[OfTheCross]

Watching the latest episode of Scandal has brought 2 thoughts to me:

1. Scandal is scandalous (of course)
2. I may never get married.

 

[JP_614]

This nikka tpain is a dope performer

 

[61 Corpses]

I feel sorry for nikkas who don't have a Culvers in their city

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

She said, "if this isnt going anywhere, then we need to stop"

um ok, we met in fukking August, am I supposed to be looking at you as a possible wife


you dont take care of your shyt
your car been needing an oil change since I fukking met you
my crib is Always clean, but yous is rarely
you take that church shyt to literal
you argue too fukking much
you invite youself to my crib without consideration


so no, it is not going anywhere


bye bytch

 

[Jone2three45]

I feel sorry for nikkas who don't have a Culvers in their city

I do but never went, what should I order there breh

 

[Jone2three45]

She said, "if this isnt going anywhere, then we need to stop"

um ok, we met in fukking August, am I supposed to be looking at you as a possible wife


you dont take care of your shyt
your care been needing an oil change since I fukking met you
my crib is Always clean, but yous is rarely
you take that church shyt to literal
you argue too fukking much
you invite youself to my crib without consideration


so no, it is not going anywhere


bye bytch

Same shyt with me,
We started talking last month,
She called me last night,
I was knocked out,
She sent me texts saying the same shyt in your posts,
I'm like

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Same shyt with me,
We started talking last month,
She called me last night,
I was knocked out,
She sent me texts saying the same shyt in your posts,
I'm like

this bytch said this shyt before, like she was giving me a warning

i told her then she needed to find someone that is ready cause she not going to rush me into shyt
i swear this bytch is a bully

 

[61 Corpses]

I do but never went, what should I order there breh

Double Bacon Deluxe Burger

 

[patscorpio]

damn in the span of a month..i see 2 of my homegirls tell me that they're getting a divorce....one of them was married for like 11-12 years...she's been my friend since 2nd grade, was one of the few i took talks about relationships and marriages seriously...just an overall good person too..its terrible..the other was only married for a couple years max...she also has been texting and hitting me on twitter pretty frequently these days since she told me..she knows my situation too

 

[Atlrocafella]

Not really attracted to white women, but these white women up here in NYC looking like they came straight off the Victoria secret magazine.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

i got white crumbs on my liyah&Odin Oblong Opeeyits in my Oblongata,brain stem on drum,yet nostrils numb

got some space pretzels on deckage,bout to fukk with that Gravity joint later,float in space and ecscapeth the human race

 

[Jone2three45]

I'm not really feeling iOS 7 from a design point of view.

 

[jdubnyce]

wifey want to chill with our friends (couples) tonight

i just want to stay home and play gta, eat roasted garlic salsa and tortillas

how do i get out of this?

 

[ryshy]

I cant stop calling girls bytches, atleast in my head

one day ime scared imma come up to a girl like whats good bytch on accident
itll b worth it later for the lols