Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Yinny]

It's really hard trying to remain friends with an ex. What makes her think I want to hear about her going on a double date?

I don't believe in that shyt at all, it's basura. Not saying I can't be mature about it if we cross paths but I am not the one all Ho Happy Jackie up in my former s/o's life and vice versa. Plus I think few people have good intentions with that, someone's still holding on.

 

[Yinny]

My friend's wedding was sooo cute, the preacher was going in on homosexuals though- htf you have a 30min rant about how LGBTQ are ruining the country- in English AND Spanish? Terrible. I should've coughed really loudly when he asked if there were any homosexuals in the room, I was so fukking disgusted.

I hadn't drank like that in so long, lean-dancing and errthang, I forgot about my food cause I was on the floor all night. I might be part Hispanic though lmao

 

[Yinny]

And I (re)found Slum Village's "Fall In Love" a few days back, have been playing that and Herbie Hancock's "I Thought It Was You" like crazy. It's strange but I miss Dilla like I knew him smh (and Uncle MJ and Uncle Gil)

The Internet's Feel Good came in the mail, I'm a believer. My red ballooooonnnnnn

 

[patscorpio]

oh damn..yo i just experienced a racist moment

i go into the bathroom..that REVV K-cup coffee got to me .....there was an elderly cac in there at the urinal....so i hop in a stall to pee then go to wash my hands...the elderly cac is at the sink area wiping it down..im trying to go around him so i can wash my damn hands...he turns around talmbout "im just cleaning it up for you.....don't want to take your job away from you".. ...really?!! ..who the fukk says that? a nikka cant be in a polo and jeans without being a janitor now?

 

[61 Corpses]

@Grams my nikka, how do you get over having dark thoughts in your head breh?

 

[Grams]

@Grams my nikka, how do you get over having dark thoughts in your head breh?

You have to learn to allow certain things in life. It sounds defeatist but I know I'll never be able to smash a different girl every week, my skin will never get lighter (no c00n), I'll never be a 6'8 small forward like I always wanted to be, I'm not gonna make a lot of money, and I will never get married and have children. I realize that's the way shyt is and say "it's not that bad" and work with what I got.

What makes you happy breh? When I get rejected for the 500th time I say to myself "at least there's gonna be some soccer I can watch" or "atleast I can relax in my bad and watch a movie/catch up on a TV show" it's the likkle things

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

3 phone interviews this week. COME OOOON!

 

[BillBanneker]

3 phone interviews this week. COME OOOON!

Good luck bruh, can't stand phone interviews.

I need to learn how to make some tacos, it can't be that hard

I def should've stocked up on them limes though, these prices are just.

 

[concise]

Smh this gay nikka is starting to creep me the fukk out. Everytime I come in the library and see this dude he starts full out staring at me. Ya'll know i don't have any problems with gay people but the shyt is straight up starting to make me uncomfortable.

I just went into the restroom and see this dude right there washing his hands and no surprise he starts staring at me.

It's sad when you are more at peace at work then you are in your own home

I just cane in here to see if my request for more reps was approved, don't mind me.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

she spent the night and we cuddled






she strong as fukk

i had her in the crab hold and she caught that gasm and started to buck

her leg muscles damm near crushed my forearms

i thought i was out of condoms
but remembered the stash in my truck



this country gurl from Waco got me like

 

[61 Corpses]

I just cane in here to see if my request for more reps was approved, don't mind me.

Was it?

 

[yo moms]

@Grams my nikka, how do you get over having dark thoughts in your head breh?

just think this "at least i aint got HIV "

go and read hiv positive forums where the homos discuss ways to give people hiv.

you be dancing in the club and feel a prick in your neck. some fakkit just injected you with HIV. now thats some real problems.

 

[Atlrocafella]

My relationship manager was unexpectedly out today and left my email as the backup contact for any issues and I had no idea she did that. But I handled everything like a boss, and this was good training for when it's time to get that promotion

 

[concise]

Was it?

no.

 

[yo moms]

breh i got a real bad cough. im looking for some syrup. preferablly some with some codeine/promethazine in it. i hears they work the best.