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I'd imagine he'd feel something is different.

To paraphrase: He said he collected money from dude in the Black car and then his penis fell off and that now, the guy in the car wants to drive away with his penis.

:dame:


Soo how did the man get his penis?
U get where im coming from?




Im thinking too deep into it f*ck it who cares
 

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Soo how did the man get his penis?
U get where im coming from?

Im thinking too deep into it f*ck it who cares

Apparently "jazz" aka black magic, voodoo, dark arts etc.

You here about things like this with irregular frequency

E.g

Man touches a cursed item and turns into a goat
Girl gets turned into a bag of money

It is what it is. That's why when dudes be talking about getting into Ifa and Voodoo I'm like sure...but you don't know what your messing with. I saw somethings when I was in high school in Nigeria that one could simply not explain with science...but I've already said too much

:hubie:
 
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Apparently "jazz" aka black magic, voodoo, dark arts etc.

You here about things like this with irregular frequency

E.g

Man touches a cursed item and turns into a goat
Girl gets turned into a bag of money

It is what it is. That's why when dudes be talking about getting into Ifa and Voodoo I'm like sure...but you don't know what your messing with. I saw somethings when I was in high school in Nigeria that one could simply not explain with science...but I've already said too much

:hubie:



Im about to dm u bro
 

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Apparently "jazz" aka black magic, voodoo, dark arts etc.

You here about things like this with irregular frequency

E.g

Man touches a cursed item and turns into a goat
Girl gets turned into a bag of money

It is what it is. That's why when dudes be talking about getting into Ifa and Voodoo I'm like sure...but you don't know what your messing with. I saw somethings when I was in high school in Nigeria that one could simply not explain with science...but I've already said too much

:hubie:

Every Nigerian says that when you ask them about juju. And then they grow quiet...
 

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im jamaica and we call it obeah

demonic ass forces

person doesnt like you, gets a photo of you brings it to obeah man, next thing your dead or have cancer and ish

Obeah comes from the Igbo word dibia which refers to a priest in our ancient religion Odinani

(Igbo dibia)
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im jamaica and we call it obeah

demonic ass forces

person doesnt like you, gets a photo of you brings it to obeah man, next thing your dead or have cancer and ish
We call it 'working roots' or hoodoo. Growing up, I had several neighbors into it (and latinos into Santeria). One of my mother's friends from NC told a story- I can't recall the details- but end result: a whole gang of puppies came out of some ladies cooch. :damn:

I knew somebody else whose leg started swelling up crazy and dr's couldn't figure it out. After a while, she was reminded that she had visited a friend that had powders in front of her door. Took about two yrs to find somebody who could break the bad juju.

:yeshrug: :francis:

Meanwhile, tho, back to Nigeria. I had no idea it was that serious to be cutting off mad dikks, like, wtf. :dahell: Ngl, I am looking a bit askance rn.
 

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Apparently "jazz" aka black magic, voodoo, dark arts etc.

You here about things like this with irregular frequency

E.g

Man touches a cursed item and turns into a goat
Girl gets turned into a bag of money

It is what it is. That's why when dudes be talking about getting into Ifa and Voodoo I'm like sure...but you don't know what your messing with. I saw somethings when I was in high school in Nigeria that one could simply not explain with science...but I've already said too much

:hubie:

don't senators use olosho's for money rituals?
 
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