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Solomon Caine

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What about that story about Jacob wrestling with Gawd and god cheating throwin sand in his eyes than breaking Jacobs hip? :wtf:
 

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You're better than this, i hope. Please stop disrespecting the laws of my God.

fukk your :flabbynsick: god.

Hasn't done anything of note other than cause wars and make false prophets millionaires since the old testament (which most of you heavily dispute strangely) You haven't refuted anything I said, just said I'm a demon.

so if god is all knowing and all powerful why knowingly create his own anathema? inquiring minds want to know:damn:
 

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You're better than this, i hope. Please stop disrespecting the laws of my God.

i will if youll agree to stop spamming the board with your gods propaganda. like it or not, we arent all subject to your space daddys laws, and you have no right to call anyone a demon because they dont believe in YOUR subjective holy text.

you are going to hundred's of gods' hells because you dont believe in them, gods that were around way before your myth was
 

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fukk your :flabbynsick: god.

Hasn't done anything of note other than cause wars and make false prophets millionaires since the old testament (which most of you heavily dispute strangely) You haven't refuted anything I said, just said I'm a demon.

so if god is all knowing and all powerful why knowingly create his own anathema? inquiring minds want to know:damn:
Anything of note. Yea, because creating the universe, everything in it and allowing you to be born is nothing. Destroying demonic civilizations and introducing morality to the world is something to roll your eyes at. Giving us salvation instead of burning this entire thing down is meh worthy? Just stop. Zues was a bozo who had a short life. Hes been reduced to getting beat to death in video games. :skip:

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:huhldup: Please apologize to my God for what you just said. Im already feeling bad that you're testing his wrath like that. Lets not do that because even though hes patient, you dont wanna take it there. One poster was already made humble challenging my God. I dont want you to go down the road he did.

Also, in the future try to make serious statements because its difficult to respond seriously, to clownish behavior, friend.
 

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i will if youll agree to stop spamming the board with your gods propaganda. like it or not, we arent all subject to your space daddys laws, and you have no right to call anyone a demon because they dont believe in YOUR subjective holy text.

you are going to hundred's of gods' hells because you dont believe in them, gods that were around way before your myth was

Ill never stop spamming good. Hey, if you want to be the devils agent and spread his culture to friends so be it, but ill always be there, to stop you. :cape:
 

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Ill never stop spamming good. Hey, if you want to be the devils agent and spread his culture to friends so be it, but ill always be there, to stop you. :cape:

you have to have the mind of a child to believe that theres a 'devil'. the idea is just laughable
 

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You have to have the mind of a child to think there arent people with incredible amounts of money and influence who dont worship the devil.

people such as yourself caused thousands of people to be burned at the stake for believing in the devil. at least their excuse was ignorance and superstition, since it was in the middle ages. what the fukk is yours?

your kind of thinking is ass backwards and harmful
 

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people such as yourself caused thousands of people to be burned at the stake for believing in the devil. at least their excuse was ignorance and superstition, since it was in the middle ages. what the fukk is yours?

your kind of thinking is ass backwards and harmful

No it wasnt people like me. Im not a Catholic. Sorry but people who believe in God and Yeshua are not all the same:win:
 

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can one of you please answer why god created the devil? is there any logical reason at all?
 

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“This message came to me concerning Damascus: ‘Look, Damascus will disappear! It will become a heap of ruins. The cities of Aroer will be deserted. Sheep will graze in the streets and lie down unafraid. There will be no one to chase them away. The fortified cities of Israel will also be destroyed, and the power of Damascus will end. The few left in Aram will share the fate of Israel’s departed glory,’ says the Lord Almighty.” Isaiah 17:1-3 (NLT)

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This is another quote no one has mentioned.........It is not spoken about often but this is one of the MAIN THINGS people nowadays will abide by especially these countries constantly in War in the middle east.


Benjamin Netanyahu and alot of these Al Qaida leaders and Hamas are constantly trying to do "Self fufilling prophecies" and one day there is a VERY STRONG CHANCE you will see a dumbass on EITHER SIDE Purposely destroy the city of Damascus,Syria.....so they can say that "God was right!!!"

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can one of you please answer why god created the devil? is there any logical reason at all?

Angel who refused to bow down to god creation, man and wanted to basically be the boss so he was cast out of heaven. He then took it upon himself to influence humanity but in turn set of a chain of events that will prove as a test for man and to determine who in humanity will be non-demonic enough to get into the Kingdom of Heaven. Those who chose the devil will be destroyed along with him on the last day.

There was a mutiny in heaven when angels saw how fine human women were so many of them took human forms so they could sleep with human women. Because of all this, on top of the fact that the devil had basically turned most people against God, God did the first great flood that wiped away most of his work.
 

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but if god knows all...why would he knowingly create satan, thats what I'm trying to get at.
 
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