Religion/Spirituality The official Bizarre Bible Stories Thread

[88m3]

So we gonna act like none of us in here quoted a line from Revelation......and the Harry Potter style of description and imagery?

Is Harry Poter one of the lost books to the bible?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

This dude and his obsession with "demonic"


I love

I glad you're honest enough to admit that and i think thats what the issue really is here. The demonic realm is very appealing but the fruit of being a demon hurt future generations and ultimately lead us to a point of regrets. Lets not get there, together by joining God, friend.

 

[the cac mamba]

One would expect that a man of faith like yourself would be enthusiastic and willing to discuss your holy book, but instead you seem intent on discussing homosexuals and trans people.

 

[CASHAPP]

I glad you're honest enough to admit that and i think thats what the issue really is here. The demonic realm is very appealing but the fruit of being a demon hurt future generations and ultimately lead us to a point of regrets. Lets not get there, together by joining God, friend.

Thank you Satan for blessing me with that "A" in my Calculus 2 Lab assignment last week

 

[Non Sequitur]

Calculus was created by Satan, himself

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Thank you Satan for blessing me with that "A" in my Calculus 2 Lab assignment last week

Nas wouldnt respect what you're saying right now.

 

[CASHAPP]

Bump....

 

[beanz]

the bible is straight retarded. religion does more harm than good in mine and many people's eyes.

 

[CASHAPP]

the bible is straight retarded. religion does more harm than good in mine and many people's eyes.

i can't wait for that long awaited follow up....

Old testament and new testament as i said multiple times are undeniable classics.....

we been waiting for that 3rd one way too long.........











at this rate Dre's "Detox" will come out first




i wanna see if that boy Yahweh fell off

 

[TrifeGod]

She believes in God.

 

[CASHAPP]

Don't forget y'all they are showing the episodes of "The Bible" on the history channel now....










Right now is when Judas is about to committ that

 

[CASHAPP]

Sorry for being late with the news y'all but they gonna reshow it at 12 am.....jesus looks like the oldest brother on 7th Heaven

 

[the cac mamba]

Yes, the thread was derailed when everyone started getting called "fakkits" by a guy who splits his persona into an aggressive username and a submissive one, rolls around on the floor with other men taking turns mounting each other daily, eats sugar-covered strawberries, listens to Moka Only, and names himself after a little boy who wears nothing but a loincloth and whose only friend is a large "bear."

 

[CASHAPP]

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

8. Deuteronomy 23:1