Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[EzekelRAGE]

Straight Deebo'd that Nikka on some:

I was in such disbelief when I saw that shyt. I ran it back like 10x thinking "No way I just saw what I think I saw". This nikka lost a fukking fist fight!?!

Jason uppercutting nikkas heads off and here go Michael losing to the person the band nikkas is bullying!?!?!
I was like so this movie is an example of a director/writer being "too high on themselves". We not gonna do the classic slasher movie. We gonna tell a deeper meaning of how the evilness is blah blah blah and how the mask is really blah blah blah

 

[abominable1]

I was in such disbelief when I saw that shyt. I ran it back like 10x thinking "No way I just saw what I think I saw". This nikka lost a fukking fist fight!?!

Jason uppercutting nikkas heads off and here go Michael losing to the person the band nikkas is bullying!?!?!
I was like so this movie is an example of a director/writer being "too high on themselves". We not gonna do the classic slasher movie. We gonna tell a deeper meaning of how the evilness is blah blah blah and how the mask is really blah blah blah

we should have seen it coming


EVIL.......DIES........TONIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

them nikkas was trying to add A24 exposition to a fukking Halloween film


Da fukk?!?

 

[morris]

 

[MenacingMonk]

I’m watching Trap and it’s a interesting idea, but some stuff has me


fukkin profiling people would tip off anyone in the first place.

A worker at the merch booth would never go that far and befriend a stranger.

FBI raiding his house and not finding any kind of DNA sample or evidence to connect him is weird.

Of course MNS puts his daughter all up in the video after the midpoint.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Ok, yeah. I just couldn't do it with 'Fear Street: Prom Night.' Me regrouping and trying to get into again still didn't work for me. I don't mind the cast or even what they were going for, it's just not good in execution. Is the worst thing ever? No, but it's definitely the definition of mid.

I really liked the first trilogy of movies too.

 

[Lootpack]

I’m watching Trap and it’s a interesting idea, but some stuff has me


fukkin profiling people would tip off anyone in the first place.

A worker at the merch booth would never go that far and befriend a stranger.

FBI raiding his house and not finding any kind of DNA sample or evidence to connect him is weird.

Of course MNS puts his daughter all up in the video after the midpoint.

The plot holes are hilariously bad. Tuned out as soon as they left the concert, lol. I could tell M. Night was writing Hartnett’s character as someone who he wanted to fit in alongside Jackson, Willis, and McAvoy by the end of it, but it just didn’t work for me.

The audacity to give his daughter more screentime after forcing in all those shots of her dancing and singing at the concert. Get the fukk outta here.

 

[MenacingMonk]

The plot holes are hilariously bad. Tuned out as soon as they left the concert, lol. I could tell M. Night was writing Hartnett’s character as someone who he wanted to fit in alongside Jackson, Willis, and McAvoy by the end of it, but it just didn’t work for me.

The audacity to give his daughter more screentime after forcing in all those shots of her dancing and singing at the concert. Get the fukk outta here.

Somehow 6 SWAT officers let him pick up a bike and didn’t see him detach the spoke. GTFO.

 

[Lootpack]

Somehow 6 SWAT officers let him pick up a bike and didn’t see him detach the spoke. GTFO.

Let’s keep using tasers on this mass murderer, even tho he’s gouging our comrade’s eyes out.

Same SWAT teams who had the heaters loaded up and on stand-by for this guy during the concert. Now they wanna opt for…tasers.

Shyamalan had his hits, there’s no denying. He’s fukkin’ washed now tho.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Let’s keep using tasers on this mass murderer, even tho he’s gouging our comrade’s eyes out.

Same SWAT teams who had the heaters loaded up and on stand-by for this guy during the concert. Now they wanna opt for…tasers.

Shyamalan had his hits, there’s no denying. He’s fukkin’ washed now tho.

If it was a POC they woulda unloaded the clips.

But it’s ok, he only killed one officer so tasers were still justifiable.

 

[Lambent55]

That movie Screamboat.

 

[storyteller]

Ok, yeah. I just couldn't do it with 'Fear Street: Prom Night.' Me regrouping and trying to get into again still didn't work for me. I don't mind the cast or even what they were going for, it's just not good in execution. Is the worst thing ever? No, but it's definitely the definition of mid.

I really liked the first trilogy of movies too.

I threw the first trilogy movie on to make sure I wasn't crazy for thinking those three Fear Street movies were good. The opening sequence of that first movie is better than ANYTHING in Fear Street: Prom Night.

There's this clever little jump cut where Cypress Hill's intro to Insane in the Membrane starts and the soundtrack aligns perfectly with a character action before getting on a bus, and it's a better shot/edit than anything Prom Night does even in their actual scare scenes.

The dip in quality is massive...on another note, I'll probably watch the whole trilogy through now. I forgot just how fun and creative Fear Street was; it's even better than I remembered.

 

[daemonova]

Just watched Death of a Unicorn, it was amazing, death count isn't high simply because there aren't that many humans in the movie.

Spoiler: Hints at a war in the Middle Ages of a war between humans and unicorns

which the humans only won because there are more humans

 

[daemonova]

Warlock was GONE off that Unicorn horn powder, he mights as well been flying. Not literally but y'know @AnonymityX1000 @Bryan Danielson @Peter Popoff

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Warlock was GONE off that Unicorn horn powder, he mights as well been flying. Not literally but y'know @AnonymityX1000 @Bryan Danielson @Peter Popoff

When you @AnonymityX1000 @Deltron or @Lootpack gonna create a thread for that Rza movie

Me and @Peter Popoff still waiting

 

[daemonova]

When you @AnonymityX1000 @Deltron or @Lootpack gonna create a thread for that Rza movie

Me and @Peter Popoff still waiting

Why would I make any thread on Rza?