Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.
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OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
how is that arnold zombie flick, that looks like the last of us
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
not really found footage..
more like weirdo taping himself being creepy and shyt. it's a solid 6.5/10 movie. it's not "scary"(which is an asinine critique unless your a 15 year old girl)
Did you watch it?
Nope
my homegirl came over and had me watching "In a World" which was pretty good. I was going to watch it tonight but I've really had a James Bond thing that I need to deal with so I'm watching the living daylights right now. Shoutout to @IllustratorMike
IllustratorMike
All Star
You past the Gibraltar scene yet?Nope
Hate my boy Dalton didn't do more but it wasn't his fault.
You past the Gibraltar scene yet?
Hate my boy Dalton didn't do more but it wasn't his fault.
Just finished
Exercise control, 007 here. I report in an hour.
Won't you join me?
Better make that two:smugbond:
Back with some more, ill sleep when Im dead 
First up
A 2010 film with a 75% RT.
Didnt know there was so many horror films with good reviews
Its very rare that a film can surprise AND disappoint me in a single viewing.
So this one is a post-apocalyptic zombie film, except the twist is,its not zombies,its vampires.
which in itself is actually a cool concept and a nice take on the zombie wave. Heres the problem. The vampires are just zombies basically. Theyre dumb,single minded animals. It might as well have been a zombie movie. 
The story is about a vampire hunter whos training a kid,protege to help him basically. The movie has the last of us,The road vibes but the acting and writing just isnt there. It tries,but it just doesnt hit,theres no real emotional weight. Overall its worth watching because its a passable film with some potential.
6/10
A 2014 film with an 85% RT
I have never seen the first one but sadly it wasnt on netflix. I figured I could handle watching this one and wouldnt be too lost with the highly cerebal story line.
luckily though they do a recap of the first at the beginning of this. I gotta say. I fukking loved this film. Its a norwegian movie but about half of its in English with Martin starr having a big part 
This is a sam raimi esque horror comedy wearing its evil dead influence on its sleeve. Some great practical effects and well placed slap stick humour. Its about an army of nazi zombies that come back to life. If you love evil dead you will love this.
8.5/10
First up
A 2010 film with a 75% RT.
Didnt know there was so many horror films with good reviewsIts very rare that a film can surprise AND disappoint me in a single viewing.
So this one is a post-apocalyptic zombie film, except the twist is,its not zombies,its vampires. which in itself is actually a cool concept and a nice take on the zombie wave. Heres the problem. The vampires are just zombies basically. Theyre dumb,single minded animals. It might as well have been a zombie movie. The story is about a vampire hunter whos training a kid,protege to help him basically. The movie has the last of us,The road vibes but the acting and writing just isnt there. It tries,but it just doesnt hit,theres no real emotional weight. Overall its worth watching because its a passable film with some potential. 6/10
A 2014 film with an 85% RT
I have never seen the first one but sadly it wasnt on netflix. I figured I could handle watching this one and wouldnt be too lost with the highly cerebal story line.
luckily though they do a recap of the first at the beginning of this. I gotta say. I fukking loved this film. Its a norwegian movie but about half of its in English with Martin starr having a big part This is a sam raimi esque horror comedy wearing its evil dead influence on its sleeve. Some great practical effects and well placed slap stick humour. Its about an army of nazi zombies that come back to life. If you love evil dead you will love this.
8.5/10
Outside of Netflix I watched this
2014 film with a 7% RT
My question is,who were those 7%
This movie was trash. How it made over a 100 million is beyond me. What a boring film. No horror,no suspense,nothing interesting at all. The story was stupid and cliche. Just a mess.
.5/10
2014 film with a 7% RT
My question is,who were those 7%
This movie was trash. How it made over a 100 million is beyond me. What a boring film. No horror,no suspense,nothing interesting at all. The story was stupid and cliche. Just a mess.
.5/10
A 2010 film with an 84% RT
This is a smaller budget Canadian film. Its a horror comedy/satire. I have to say I was blown away by how much I loved this film. I went in blind and had no idea what it was other than a silly looking poster. Its basically a satire film,in the vein of a cabin in the woods or youre next to some extent. Even though I thought both those films were nicely done I cant say I actually enjoyed watching them or would rewatch them. But this,not only am i going to rewatch it Im going to buy it. Instead of being like cabin... where its oh look how clever I am,arent I clever esque writing
And katrina bowden is sexy as fukk,any 30 rock fan will recognize her as cerie.
9/10
30 minutes in, this shyt is great. Thanks for the recommendation, breh
EarlyMaridia
All Star
Been waiting on Hellions. The director made Pontypool which was really good. Interesting take on zombies, that's for damn sure.
which was really good. Interesting take on zombies, that's for damn sure.Been waiting on Hellions. The director made Pontypool
Pontypool was an incredibly original take on the zombie genre. Didn't know he was at the helm here