The Official DC/Maryland/Virginia Area Thread

[Roland Coltrane]

What he do?

iono

I went out for a square and just saw a shorter breh running up the street and he confronted a breh who was a signifcantly bigger human being, they both wolfing for like 30 seconds. short breh takes his hat off and walks up on taller, heavier breh and the bigger cat is warning him to leave him alone. Then he hits shorter breh with a right cross, they tussle for like 5 seconds and bigger breh gets smaller breh on the ground and starts to ground and pound. He's punching this nikka like 7 8 times and with each blow you can hear his head bouncing off the concrete


short breh gets up and there's a lil pool of blood where he was getting his dome cracked into the concrete

lowkey fukked up my day seeing some shyt like that up close

poverty makes us do some fukked up shyt to each other man

all my friends live in nw in the columbia heights and u st area and they're telling me I should move up there but I like the fact cacs ain't down this side of town like that, plus there is a HUGE difference in rent prices netween NW and SE

Like I said earlier I've been gone a long time and this is my first time living in SE and it's pretty wild in my area.

when the time comes and I get all my ducks in a row I'm thinking of moving to Oxon Hill

 

[nls743]

iono

I went out for a square and just saw a shorter breh running up the street and he confronted a breh who was a signifcantly bigger human being, they both wolfing for like 30 seconds. short breh takes his hat off and walks up on taller, heavier breh and the bigger cat is warning him to leave him alone. Then he hits shorter breh with a right cross, they tussle for like 5 seconds and bigger breh gets smaller breh on the ground and starts to ground and pound. He's punching this nikka like 7 8 times and with each blow you can hear his head bouncing off the concrete


short breh gets up and there's a lil pool of blood where he was getting his dome cracked into the concrete

lowkey fukked up my day seeing some shyt like that up close

poverty makes us do some fukked up shyt to each other man

all my friends live in nw in the columbia heights and u st area and they're telling me I should move up there but I like the fact cacs ain't down this side of town like that, plus there is a HUGE difference in rent prices netween NW and SE

Like I said earlier I've been gone a long time and this is my first time living in SE and it's pretty wild in my area.

when the time comes and I get all my ducks in a row I'm thinking of moving to Oxon Hill

Oxon hill ain't much better to be honest lol. Everytime I hear of anything going on in oxon hill it's never good.

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Places I miss: Landover Mall



Hangin out with friends and going to the Orange Julius or Three Brothers Pizza...I miss it; even the occasional drama that popped off lol

my god. i have to download this video. so nuts to see it and feel it again...

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Magic mushrooms, ayahuasca, and mescaline decriminalized in Washington, D.C.

Good start DC Hopefully Maryland will follow suit. Only shroom spores are decriminalized in the state but not psilocybin. Not sure if DMT is legal in the state either.

Real live tho, I’m still lowkey salty that VA of all places is legalizing weed before fukking Maryland

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Harry's Wings and Things

Ohh I’m good then, I’ve never been to a Soufside carryout lol. Only carryouts I be going to be here in PG or around Uptown when I’m on that side of the city and I need a strong mumbo sauce fix.

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Oxon hill ain't much better to be honest lol. Everytime I hear of anything going on in oxon hill it's never good.

This. @NoHateLeftBehind prolly might be better off in District Heights. It can be hood but it do got more nicer areas than Oxon Hill since DH is a lil bigger, nicer cribs in some parts too like near the Dave & Busters.

Largo ain’t bad for the most part either, shyt’s like an overall more chill, greener, and less wild version of Landover with more amenities, more development, and a big ass park (S/O to Watkins Park).

Speaking of Landover, it’s a lotta townhouse communities near Morgan Blvd Metro and along Central Ave. They’re usually chill but the schools around there are some shyt except for the Montessori school (formerly Oakcrest Elementary, I was there 5th to 6th grades).

 

[Roland Coltrane]

Oxon hill ain't much better to be honest lol. Everytime I hear of anything going on in oxon hill it's never good.

shyt

I heard there's some good pockets of SE here and there, wealthy parts in fact

I just gotta find a happy medium cuz right here where I'm at now might be a tad bit too much fukkery for me

 

[Dad]

Spice on Shepard St. is still the best Jamaican spot in DC. Just thought I’d put that out there .

 

[Roland Coltrane]

This. @NoHateLeftBehind prolly might be better off in District Heights. It can be hood but it do got more nicer areas than Oxon Hill since DH is a lil bigger, nicer cribs in some parts too like near the Dave & Busters.

Largo ain’t bad for the most part either, shyt’s like an overall more chill, greener, and less wild version of Landover with more amenities, more development, and a big ass park (S/O to Watkins Park).

Speaking of Landover, it’s a lotta townhouse communities near Morgan Blvd Metro and along Central Ave. They’re usually chill but the schools around there are some shyt except for the Montessori school (formerly Oakcrest Elementary, I was there 5th to 6th grades).

bookmarked

 

[Roland Coltrane]

Spice on Shepard St. is still the best Jamaican spot in DC. Just thought I’d put that out there .

you know of any near my area

had some curry goat in columbia heights last sunday and it cost 22 bucks

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

shyt

I heard there's some good pockets of SE here and there, wealthy parts in fact

I just gotta find a happy medium cuz right here where I'm at now might be a tad bytch too much fukkery for me

Since you said Harry’s Wings & Things, it sounds like you live around Washington Highlands/Valley Green. That’s definitely one of the roughest hoods in SE and the city in general. If you wanna live in the more decent parts of SE, you got Fort Dupont and Fort Davis Park and some of the neighborhoods that got some wealth going on like Hillcrest, Penn Branch, and Fairfax Village. Most of the wealth on that side of SE mainly be along Branch Ave and these neighborhoods and their wealth are mostly Black folks.

Soufeast got wealth west of the Anacostia too but you’ll be dealing with A LOT of Cacs in Capitol Hill and Navy Yard. You could prolly look into Kingman Park (I know Cacs be calling it Hill East now and shyt) but KP was always the Black part of Capitol Hill. It can be hood in some parts tho but not as bad as where you live at now. Kingman Park is the neighborhood that’s nearest to RFK Stadium.

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Spice on Shepard St. is still the best Jamaican spot in DC. Just thought I’d put that out there .

Better than even Jam Doung?

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

you know of any near my area

had some curry goat in columbia heights last sunday and it cost 22 bucks

Lol That’s one thing about DMV Caribbean food that I hate, they be taxing like shyt. Whereas up in NYC, most of these entrees usually be at least $3 to $4 cheaper.

There’s this one Jamaican joint on St. Barnabas up the street from Iverson Mall called Caribbean Goodness. A lotta folks on that side of PG stamp that place, their food be looking real good. shyt looks almost like Soul Food

 

[BigMan]

Lol That’s one thing about DMV Caribbean food that I hate, they be taxing like shyt. Whereas up in NYC, most of these entrees usually be at least $3 to $4 cheaper.

There’s this one Jamaican joint on St. Barnabas up the street from Iverson Mall called Caribbean Goodness. A lotta folks on that side of PG stamp that place, their food be looking real good. shyt looks almost like Soul Food

food down here is generally more expensive than the tristate i notice

 

[Raiders8199]

I live in Laurel man don't move in PG moe. If anywhere in pg, Laurel is the best place to be in the county, anywhere close to the dc line is terrible. I used to stay in Landover, kentland hot as shyt right now, I used to live in oxon Hill, certain areas is cool just stay away from east over and glassmanor and Southview. Ft Washington, Clinton and Accokeek best places to live in South pg

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

food down here is generally more expensive than the tristate i notice

shyt be crazy. The food here is generally pretty good but I’m not shy in admitting that it’s overpriced compared to equivalent versions up in the Tri-State.