Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[THEREALBRAND]

Sign João Félix and then lose to a club for the first time in 17 years.

 

[Regular Developer]

@SCORCH 'scuse me sir, What team do you support?

Don't answer Scorch! Its a knock knock joke with evil intentions!

 

[Switch]

???

 

[ciubaca]

That boy Pique got Shakira in her feelings

dont they have kids together?
shes acting like he was a one time sympathy fukk....

 

[nahnah]

Why does Havertz always hold on to the ball for too long and then if he decides to play it he always picks the worst possible pass. Not surprised he drove Lukaku to comfort eating.

 

[Regular Developer]

???

He had 2 chances to pass it, and he decides to dribble out of bounds.

 

[TobiOT]

Havertz still got that Champions League winning goal lifetime card.

Next Chelsea manager in 20 years.

 

[gho3st]

That boy Pique got Shakira in her feelings

breh left her, not the other way around Sometimes you gotta lie to yourself to make it out on the other side



Chelsea: when are we going to admit that they should have kept Tuschel or at least stay far away from Potter

 

[MikelArteta]

keep it up chelsea

 

[SCORCH]

@SCORCH 'scuse me sir, What team do you support?

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I wish I could hear that GIF, that’s a powerful concerto he’s conducting.

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[Regular Developer]

Lewis got a joker smile in that screencap, lol

 

[hashmander]

i don't know how long this has been going on (i know about barbers and plane tracking of course), but a few days ago i noticed on r/gunners where someone posted that one of our youth players would probably be getting loaned to wigan (before it was announced) because he just started following a bunch of girls in wigan. and just now i saw this



fabrizio romano better watch out.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Mudryk she wrote ...



obvious chant

*jots down for official song submission*