Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[mastermind]

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Its life, i'm cool now. Since Alex Pritchard signed a new contract with the club everything else is irrelevant.
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[chuckifubuck]

Madrid

lol at subbing in fat Marcelo and not taking off Modric after his 1 millionth handball and how terrible he was overall

 

[EQ.]

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moment of weakness, lets just keep this between me and you
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[yoyoyo1]

you can sit next to Ray Wilkins because I am rehiring him. Eva is mine


Arsenal have no center forward outside of Giroud and only have 3 centerbacks.

The midfield doesnt create anything. I really dont think we finishing top 4.

Spurs are a clown outfit managed by a clown.

United
City
Chelsea
Arsenal
Spurs
Everton

c/s this same exact finish, unless dempsey starts at least 75% of the remaining league games through to the end of the season, then spurs beat arsenal to 4th

 

[EQ.]

c/s this same exact finish, unless dempsey starts at least 75% of the remaining league games through to the end of the season, then spurs beat arsenal to 4th

Nah our season relies on Ade finding form, Parker finding form, Dembele staying fit and our RB/LB's not fukking up. If we treat the next 14 games like cup finals i don't see why we shouldn't finish 4 atleast.

 

[mastermind]

:shook:


moment of weakness, lets just keep this between me and you
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favorite that one:odawg:

 

[yoyoyo1]

Nah our season relies on Ade finding form, Parker finding form, Dembele staying fit and our RB/LB's not fukking up. If we treat the next 14 games like cup finals i don't see why we shouldn't finish 4 atleast.

I have new troll material now

"Let's treat this like 14 cup finals and we'll get 4th"

 

[EQ.]

I have new troll material now

"Let's treat this like 14 cup finals and we'll get 4th"

You're telling me you been dead serious about dempsey? You haven't been trolling with that?

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[EQ.]

favorite that one:odawg:

I'll give it the

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[Montez]

Apologies if posted already.

"The disappointing thing for me was the number of Arsenal players that surrounded the linesman. I thought that was something you couldn't do.

"I haven't got a clue what offside is now. When the linesman gives it offside, the way that Arsenal players surround the linesman, and the referee then goes over, I thought if there were more than five players, you're not supposed to do that. The referee has reacted after that."

Arteta is a problem tho. Too slow and conservative. We need that ignorant Arsenal

 

[frush11]

Square One Cucumber Vodka>>>>

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Pretty sure Lucas Moura has the crispiest (?) hairline in world football at the moment.

shyt is so vivid.

It's like if Steve Harvey's hairline and Carlos Boozer's spray hairline fused together with a hirsute Brazilian tranny to create the barber who cut Lucas Moura's hair

 

[yoyoyo1]

Defoe injured... I hate to wish ill on anyone but this will be the best thing to happen to Spurs if he's out.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Defoe injured... I hate to wish ill on anyone but this will be the best thing to happen to Spurs if he's out.

Your voodoo doll finally worked.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Bale literally having to run in circles to get a shot off

Your voodoo doll finally worked.

It shouldn't take an injury to get the worst player on the team the last THREE MONTHS out