Roaden Polynice
Superstar
So last weekend brehs, I pulled a babe from the bar who was 10 years my senior 
Her mindset was actually quite different than the girls I'm used to having relations with. For one she was a homeowner, had a masters degree. But moreover, she was very calm about everything, not a hint of self-doubt, not once in the night. Confidence. It's actually pretty obvious when you see it with women. Also, in a magnificently brilliant note, she simply left in the morning. And that is OK. You simply knew we were never going to talk again, it was unstated that this, thing that we had, was always time sensitive. Ending right around when Man City kicked off against Swansea. There's something beautiful about the one night stand that is mutually, perfectly, executed
She was funny to talk to (though, I think in classic singles mid-30s fashion she divulged a bit too much about her singles/online dating travails. Said on eharmony it is a bunch of lame dudes who didn't do much for her and, in her words, she wanted someone with a "bit of edge." Little did she know she was sitting with a man who enjoys khakis and whose favorite band is Vampire Weekend
. From there on I just made sure to sprinkle my speech with some "fukks" here and there, lingering eye contact, fleeting touches on the thighs and lower back...you know...EDGE).
You always hear from friends, "Oh, older women are different, much different" but you usually write that off as non-sensical bullshyt. But I guess this one experience sorta spoke to that.
Long story short, it was the best vagina I've ever had, and her body was top notch. It was a pleasure to roam those hills
Her mindset was actually quite different than the girls I'm used to having relations with. For one she was a homeowner, had a masters degree. But moreover, she was very calm about everything, not a hint of self-doubt, not once in the night. Confidence. It's actually pretty obvious when you see it with women. Also, in a magnificently brilliant note, she simply left in the morning. And that is OK. You simply knew we were never going to talk again, it was unstated that this, thing that we had, was always time sensitive. Ending right around when Man City kicked off against Swansea. There's something beautiful about the one night stand that is mutually, perfectly, executed
She was funny to talk to (though, I think in classic singles mid-30s fashion she divulged a bit too much about her singles/online dating travails. Said on eharmony it is a bunch of lame dudes who didn't do much for her and, in her words, she wanted someone with a "bit of edge." Little did she know she was sitting with a man who enjoys khakis and whose favorite band is Vampire Weekend
. From there on I just made sure to sprinkle my speech with some "fukks" here and there, lingering eye contact, fleeting touches on the thighs and lower back...you know...EDGE).You always hear from friends, "Oh, older women are different, much different" but you usually write that off as non-sensical bullshyt. But I guess this one experience sorta spoke to that.
Long story short, it was the best vagina I've ever had, and her body was top notch. It was a pleasure to roam those hills
i just saw our group we gonna get our asses beat on some FSU vs unranked FB squad 
I wear my national pride on my sleeve doe.
