Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[yoyoyo1]

for some reason we got the most boring draw that could be made

Bayern easily beats Man United
Madrid easily beats Dortmund, if they don't it'll be a disaster
Barcelona will comfortably beat Atletico (let's get it straight, cup is completely different to league, look what Real did to them)
PSG/Chelsea only 50-50ish battle

 

[concise]

for some reason we got the most boring draw that could be made

Bayern easily beats Man United
Madrid easily beats Dortmund, if they don't it'll be a disaster
Barcelona will comfortably beat Atletico (let's get it straight, cup is completely different to league, look what Real did to them)
PSG/Chelsea only 50-50ish battle

We should have had BVB-Man U instead.

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Moyes's blood shot eyes

 

[QuintessentialBM]

@ Man Utd.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

We were gonna get raped no matter what team we played.

















































Bayern's gonna rape with the force of 1000 suns, though.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Italian ref

and some rugby players text to his wife

Oooo I bet she'd make a good rape.

Moyes's blood shot eyes

Look like he's been raped

@ Man Utd.

Raped with a rapier m8, raped with a rapier :avbehh:

We should have had BVB-Man U instead.

Not rapey enough

 

[concise]

Not rapey enough but those @BLAZO da GAWD posts would have been entertaining.

 

[Montez]

PSG then

that'll do tbh.

Winnable tie and a team we haven't played in a while.

Man Utd

thoughts on tomorrow?

 

[SCORCH]

thoughts on tomorrow?

I'm gutted Ozil isn't playing.

Seriously doe, Chelsea at the Bridge are waaaay more proactive and have outplayed everybody except Basel so I'm confident tbh.

Willian will be a big miss.

Ramires' erratic passing won't be missed but his energy is a massive loss as he's our only runner in CM.

2-1 Chels

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

it's def not gonna be a draw


i've been hoping all season we would be the team to break mourinho's home record...it would be , esp after mou couldn't resist being a kunt today....



and i think we can do it


its either we nick a win or we get dat unreciprocated penetration, no middle grpund

 

[Trill Evans]

fukking up Wumgers 1000th game would be

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Group is complete garbage breh. We may be in the lead with 9 points but we've been playing like shyt all year, there's no guarantee we can even get 1 more point in the next 2 games. And that can be said about all the teams in the group except Garcilaso, it's still an open race to the round of 16 as far as I'm concerned

Not that open, in terms of form, we're probably the side in worst form out of the 3. We lost to Garcilaso away for fukks sake, while ya'll and Defensor have taken points in Peru.

We need to beat ya'll IN Chile, then Garcilaso at the Mineirão by big GD to have a shot at qualifying.

If you beat us you'll guarentee top seed, tbh i think the 2 to qualify will definitely be Defensor and then we'll fight it our amongst ourselves, like I said thats if we beat you guys and Garcilaso, La U are no pushovers, especially at home. I was at that match last night and as soon as we went up 2-0 our coach shifted the style to more defensive, we then conceded and then shortly after, a last minute equalizer — the stadium went dead quiet and everyone felt LA was done and dusted

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I got faith in United. We all know Pep is a bottler.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

RVP is out for 4-6 weeks

one positive is that mata can play in his right position now

 

[Ukbrotha]

RVP is out for 4-6 weeks

one positive is that mata can play in his right position now

That RVP's season tbh. Watch Moyes play Welbeck upfront instead though.