Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Scottie Drippin]

nah i dont agree with that. The hype that he'd gotten as a young player was well deserved.

No it wasn't. Balo is damn near Ryan Leaf status. A bunch of measurables that looked good, tons more immeasurables that looked even better, that hasn't materialized on on the field for more than 2-3 minutes more than 4-5 times in his entire career.

Brehs that got hype as young players have entire seasons of showing promise. Bojan the 07-08 campaign where he looked like the second coming of Messi as a 17 year old. He just never

There's nothing like that for Balo. There's no frame of time where he ever looked special for anything longer than thirty seconds.

I swear, the Balo hype job just doesn't make any sense to me at all.

 

[SCORCH]

i'm pretty sure balotelli would score 20+ under brendan's system

 

[Scottie Drippin]

i'm pretty sure balotelli would score 20+ under brendan's system

It continues

 

[Mané Swagincha]

yeah, because Suarez, Coutinho, Sakho, Mignolet all came for free.....

 

[mastermind]

Commercial is trash, worst summer tournament commercial Nike has ever done. It's just the Jose +10 joint again except not nearly as good.

Nike peaked with the Guy Ritchie first-person joint for Euro 2008.

gotta c/s

that commercial

They didnt even try it

 

[Roaden Polynice]

20 goals a season...

It's like waiting for Godot with this fukker and prolific goalscoring

 

[gho3st]

i'm pretty sure balotelli would score 20+ under brendan's system

not with that work rate he wouldn't . foh

No it wasn't. Balo is damn near Ryan Leaf status. A bunch of measurables that looked good, tons more immeasurables that looked even better, that hasn't materialized on on the field for more than 2-3 minutes more than 4-5 times in his entire career.

Brehs that got hype as young players have entire seasons of showing promise. Bojan the 07-08 campaign where he looked like the second coming of Messi as a 17 year old. He just never

There's nothing like that for Balo. There's no frame of time where he ever looked special for anything longer than thirty seconds.

I swear, the Balo hype job just doesn't make any sense to me at all.

i see what you mean. But if you were building a CF, you'd want him to have Balotelli's attributes. as cliche as this sounds, i just dont think the mental part there.

 

[SCORCH]

i always saw his potential

he was way too greedy though but has sorted that since joining liverpool

crazy you sold him because of 50 mil torres

It was embarrassing. We had one of the best young talents around but the mugs in charge were hell-bent on appeasing Torres.

The worst thing is that fraud knew Sturridge was better than him. Just after he joined Chelsea he said:

"Daniel Sturridge is also an incredible player — maybe the one that has surprised me the most since I came here."

That's another reason for my Ancelotti slander. All the players would say Sturridge was killing it in training but Ancelotti would keep playing Kalou over him

 

[Grams]

I always knew Sturridge would be nice as fook @gho3st we made it breh

 

[thernbroom]

not with that work rate he wouldn't . foh

i see what you mean. But if you were building a CF, you'd want him to have Balotelli's attributes. as cliche as this sounds, i just dont think the mental part there.

Sturridge has only scored like 6 more goals this season.....my point is Sturridge aint light years ahead of him

 

[gho3st]

Sturridge has only scored like 6 more goals this season.....my point is Sturridge aint light years ahead of him

playing in 8 less games . Dude should have never went to Milan in the first place.

 

[SCORCH]

How many pens has Sturridge taken?

 

[mastermind]

Remember Swaggatelli guys? And just Mario Balotelli in general?

That was pretty embarrassing. I'm not gonna lie. But goddamnit, if OFT can't do self-aware then no one can.

I'm just glad I never posted in that Mario Balotelli thread in TLR

lets not talk about dem days, breh

 

[mastermind]

Just looked up Bojan on wiki and he's scored 4 goals in the fukking Eredivise this season

This nikka Bojan is the neighborhood thot

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Compare a millionaire soccer player to a random man from the East Coast brehs

You realize if you were lightskin brehettes instead of ignoring you for mild-swaglessness would instead be lampooning you for displays of buttery softness?

#TruthHiddenInTheDark