Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[#DatGuyWelbz]

We all know why Hazard was "injured" against PSG

mourinho aint treating them belgians well.

shytted over lukakku, kdb, and now hazard

how soon will courtois take the L

 

[Montez]

Would love it if Based Vela came back. Thats my alleged tranny lover

 

[dennis roadman]

where did the benfica love in this thread come from

they're the whitetrash club of portugal, not a good look putos

 

[#DatGuyWelbz]

Would love it if Based Vela came back. Thats my alleged tranny lover

id take greizzman off their hands too, cazorla is gonna be 30, podolski is 29-30

 

[#DatGuyWelbz]

where did the benfica love in this thread come from

they're the whitetrash club of portugal, not a good look putos

 

[mastermind]

Would love it if Based Vela came back. Thats my alleged tranny lover

Id fukking love it

 

[dennis roadman]

how many decades back was that

and we're talking about the fans, mas 'brigado pela sua participaçao

 

[yoyoyo1]

Mls sucks breh try fixing that

may I remind you even CL and EPL get scrabble world championship ratings

 

[concise]

Sporting KC CEO Robb Heineman says MLS can increase popularity by "Americanizing" broadcasts | MLSsoccer.com




I don't disagree. I'm watching the Rayo/Bilbao game right now and it positively looks like slow motion soccer. And you know if anyone can pull it off it's gonna be the Americans.

That quote in that post reminds me of this thread:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-soccer-was-played-like-this-more-would-you-watch-it-leon.200759/

May be in to something. Remember how incredible the behind the players camera angles looked during the PKs of the last MLS Cup final?

 

[yoyoyo1]

goddamn brehs... stumble on a cosby show ep with stevie wonder guest starring... damn near 25 years old and still awesome

and the lip syncing sequences

GOAT show

 

[YoungSkeezy]

where did the benfica love in this thread come from

they're the whitetrash club of portugal, not a good look putos

I'd rather have someone call benfica white trash on a forum as they win every single title than have my team win nothing

 

[Roaden Polynice]

That movie Don Jon is like if someone from the 90 day no jacking off thread made it 90 days and thought it would make a good movie.

 

[yoyoyo1]

That movie Don Jon is like if someone from the 90 day no jacking off thread made it 90 days and thought it would make a good movie.

you can't dispute its realism though

 

[Roaden Polynice]

you can't dispute its realism though

It's true. Some of it hit close to home to be sure and it had a lot of good ideas and messages.

Except what porn addict doesn't know what the history folder is on their browser?

I accept Jon is dumb but ffs

 

[yoyoyo1]

GEDION IS OURS!!!!!!! MAUAHAUHAHAHUAUAUHAUHAUHAUHAAUAUH~!!!!!!!


Arsenal’s Zelalem nearing U.S. eligibility

The Insider has learned Zelalem is close to becoming an American citizen, and by virtue, become eligible to represent the United States in international competition. Zelalem, who turned 17 in January, is believed to be in Washington with his father this weekend for naturalization purposes. By the time they return to London, both will likely be carrying U.S. passports.


Zelalem is in the German national team system, but in March, abruptly withdrew from the under-17 squad ahead of European Championship qualifiers. Had he played in any of those matches, he would have relinquished any hope of representing the United States. FIFA does allow players to switch affiliations once, provided they are citizens of both countries at the time they make their international debut.

At the time, Arsenal said Zelalem withdrew in order to concentrate on his work with the club’s under-21s. That may well have been true, but international eligibility also seemed to have played into the decision.