Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Roaden Polynice]

Must...not...dap...

Thinking about the Nigeria mall blasts got me thinking about Boko Haram and the Bring Back Our Girls campaign that hit the internets some time back.

Anyway I wondered if in the future there will be a website that will let us know what to be outraged at. It will be like music charts, we're slightly outraged at this today, fukking pissed about this. Boko Haram has fallen 37 slots in today's charts as Gary Oldman's rant about Hollywood jews has usurped the top spot. Get your opinions out there quick because this one is HOT HOT HOTTT

I'd hire FunkFlex to do a run down of the Outrage Charts every morning on satellite radio, youtube, twitter etc.

Once it's all said and done though, one thing the internet invariably gave us was cold and gray cynicism.

 

[dennis roadman]

Lampard in the World Cup record books

how did he surpass nigerian excellence with such efficiency

So I'm at work, browsing on Internet Explorer. Many of the modern, seamless features of the forum aren't so seamless on this anachronism. Dapping, apparently, is one of them.

I clicked to dap this post, then it took me to a place I'd never seen before. A whole new page, with a line of text that read:

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

It made me think.....was I sure?

This added moment of reflection this sub-standard browser had provided me made me really think within myself and judge the post n a truly objective manner. On this confirmation page I was truly dapping in a vacuum.

If the post in question had been made by a non-OFTer...it might have even earned derision from me. The fact the post was made by Penfield, one of my most dapped cohorts, was weighing heavily on my decision. But here, removed from it all, with only that question staring me down...

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

What are daps, brehs?

Are they our currency? We don't trade in it, but we do barter. Gifs, links, all parlayed for dap by the clickful. Are they a....social currency? But the fact free-dap treads exist belittle the dap. Undermine it. Weaken it. Posters not worth their post-count in salt may have three times as many daps. Daps are meaningless. Daps are nothing. Yet, here it stared at me.

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

Why was I unsure? Fine, the post itself was undeserving, but I'm sure Penfield has made any number of posts I'd missed that warranted my single click of praise. But, yet, there it was.

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

I didn't.

dapped.

The Anti-Dap Movement is born

No more daps. Eradicate daps. Ban the dap.

undapped

in other news, my cat just pulled herself off the couch and under the coffee table similarly to this:

i dapped her

 

[Hater]

De who? De Guzman? Depay? De Jong?

De Jong + Depay

 

[Scottie Drippin]

The undap movement is the most dap worthy thing in ages

But wait, the second phase to this movement.

 

[dennis roadman]

The undap movement is the most dap worthy thing in ages

But wait, the second phase to this movement.

we need an official thread made. i think only you or @mastermind or @SubZeroDegrees have the starpower and lack of haterzzz to get that poppin

 

[yoyoyo1]

what happened to kony?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

The Anti-Dap Movement is born

No more daps. Eradicate daps. Ban the dap.

That was a good post

Ive seen this page come up before and it definitely made me reflect on the post, on this forum, and on my life. More often than not, I back out and continue on this path of Coli relevance.

Its a heavy thing to sit and think about.

That was a good post

I dapped this post at first then had to catch myself

I must free myself from dap.

That was a good post

this is a movement I support.

FIN del dap!

That was a good post

we shall see the truth come out in those who benefit spiritually from righteous posting, and those who try and capitalize in a world with lesser morals.

That was a good post

Must...not...dap...

Thinking about the Nigeria mall blasts got me thinking about Boko Haram and the Bring Back Our Girls campaign that hit the internets some time back.

Anyway I wondered if in the future there will be a website that will let us know what to be outraged at. It will be like music charts, we're slightly outraged at this today, fukking pissed about this. Boko Haram has fallen 37 slots in today's charts as Gary Oldman's rant about Hollywood jews has usurped the top spot. Get your opinions out there quick because this one is HOT HOT HOTTT

I'd hire FunkFlex to do a run down of the Outrage Charts every morning on satellite radio, youtube, twitter etc.

Once it's all said and done though, one thing the internet invariably gave us was cold and gray cynicism.

That was a good post

how did he surpass nigerian excellence with such efficiency

dapped.

undapped

in other news, my cat just pulled herself off the couch and under the coffee table similarly to this:

i dapped her

These both, were good posts

 

[mastermind]

That was a good post


That was a good post

That was a good post


That was a good post


That was a good post


That was a good post


These both, were good posts

these were all great posts @penfield @horse. kills @Don Rhymus *must not dap*

 

[Scottie Drippin]

The Anti-Dap and Good Post movements are one in the same

Dapping doesn't die...


.......it evolves.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

we need an official thread made. i think only you or @mastermind or @SubZeroDegrees have the starpower and lack of haterzzz to get that poppin

Good post.

I need more time to work on the Tao of Anti-Daptism.

We Anti-Daptists will live free. Clean posts. Clean life.

 

[mastermind]

Should it be made in the Coliseum or TLR?

Maybe we could split it with @SubZeroDegrees running TLR and I try it here? *dont dap*

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Should it be made in the Coliseum or TLR?

Maybe we could split it with @SubZeroDegrees running TLR and I try it here? *dont dap*

Yes

 

[yoyoyo1]

Dapless Repless, Dapless Repless, Repless Repless, Dapless Dapless

Dapless Undap, Dapless Undap, Undap Undap, Dapless Dapless

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

we need an official thread made. i think only you or @mastermind or @SubZeroDegrees have the starpower and lack of haterzzz to get that poppin

Should it be made in the Coliseum or TLR?

Maybe we could split it with @SubZeroDegrees running TLR and I try it here? *dont dap*

So we on that straight edge dap life. No more daps at all. Just good post reply. I feeling this

 

[mastermind]

So we on that straight edge dap life. No more daps at all. Just good post reply. I feeling this

good post breh. Really good.