Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete
Roaden Polynice
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It's a gift and a curse. Both sources of news are clowns.
The networks are trying to keep pace with the internet which leads to inaccuracies. The internet is trying to get the news first which leads to inaccuracies.
The networks are trying to keep pace with the internet which leads to inaccuracies. The internet is trying to get the news first which leads to inaccuracies.
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
tbf, a news agency was the first one to report it was shot down
deets
I'm running to the train. Pig yells you hopped the turn style. I go no I'm running for my train. he says "no you hopped the turnstyle, I'm going to arrest you if you lied." Now there are two trains in the station, he starts talking big and making a scene then hauls me in front the train to the other end of the station. I think you're a liar and hopped the turnstyle. People always lie and you did too. Then he says walk in front of me, you look like a runner. I don't trust you. All the time he's like how old are you, you work? Where do you work? You have a record?
He goes, checks my metrocard at the main subway booth. Card says: Just used, 8:51am Thursday July 17 2014. He gives me my card and walks away.
The dude wanted a fight and was looking to arrest me. Every time im like check the card here or I have to go to work he's like
nikka settle down get your hands out your pockets.
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That was looking to happen since kroos failed contract talks with bayern
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
Look at that 
mensch 
mensch
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
what a fukking clownI'm running to the train. Pig yells you hopped the turn style. I go no I'm running for my train. he says "no you hopped the turnstyle, I'm going to arrest you if you lied." Now there are two trains in the station, he starts talking big and making a scene then hauls me in front the train to the other end of the station. I think you're a liar and hopped the turnstyle. People always lie and you did too. Then he says walk in front of me, you look like a runner. I don't trust you. All the time he's like how old are you, you work? Where do you work? You have a record?
He goes, checks my metrocard at the main subway booth. Card says: Just used, 8:51am Thursday July 17 2014. He gives me my card and walks away.
The dude wanted a fight and was looking to arrest me. Every time im like check the card here or I have to go to work he's like
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This shytI'm running to the train. Pig yells you hopped the turn style. I go no I'm running for my train. he says "no you hopped the turnstyle, I'm going to arrest you if you lied." Now there are two trains in the station, he starts talking big and making a scene then hauls me in front the train to the other end of the station. I think you're a liar and hopped the turnstyle. People always lie and you did too. Then he says walk in front of me, you look like a runner. I don't trust you. All the time he's like how old are you, you work? Where do you work? You have a record?
He goes, checks my metrocard at the main subway booth. Card says: Just used, 8:51am Thursday July 17 2014. He gives me my card and walks away.
The dude wanted a fight and was looking to arrest me. Every time im like check the card here or I have to go to work he's like
fukk.
The.
Po.
Lice.
Roaden Polynice
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New York City cops, they ain't too smart.
what a fukking clown
race?
He was white Latino but he definitely stopped me because I was black. I'm running to my train for work. What else could I do? Also if I jumped the turnstile, you would seen my leap from the turn stile.
It's not a black neighborhood
Cheers, he was looking to put his hands on me.
This shyt
fukk.
The.
Po.
Lice.
Fam, i'm steaming right now. I'm going to the precinct
Most frustrated group of individuals on earth. Like failed jocks who amounted to nothing and have to face their failed existence every day.
He was about to unload his gun on you ?[...]
The dude wanted a fight and was looking to arrest me. Every time im like check the card here or I have to go to work he's like
Could be interesting. I feel like your rep didn't take as many hits as it should have during the WC threads. And we can't say you didn't tried.What y'all think about a three-thread epic about a fictional ethnography run in with a fake african family during a world cup match that starts off innocuous but steadily descends into madness as the narrator accidentally imbibes a particularly dreadful maas drink and knocks an ancient amulet off a tiny statue cracking it and setting off a harrowing juju experience all at the hands of a creepy old grandma that is locked in the basement?
I actually planned to do it during the world cup, that or another ethnography documentary type piece detailing an office of people who know nothing about football but become increasingly agitated, ruthless and bitter about their lots in an office pool
