Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

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God the whole Moyes thing was fantastic, I absolutely loved that.

I really wish Moyes was still around, oh to be a fly on the wall during the time trying to get Ronaldo :mjlol:

Edit: I have good mind to make a coli novella about that shyt. Coli article coming soon.

Edit edit: a spoof of Walt's articles are coming soon as well.
 
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God the whole Moyes thing was fantastic, I absolutely loved that.

I really wish Moyes was still around, oh to be a fly on the wall during the time trying to get Ronaldo :mjlol:
"Ronnie, my boy! Time to come on home then!"
"Is Sir Alex there?"
"No bu-"
"Is Carlos Quieroz there?"
"No-"
"...who am I talking to then?"
"It's David Moyes lad I'm the new-"

*Fin*
 

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Hold up, you Malmo brehs don't got love IFK Göteborg? You ain't got love for Göteborg? Then let it be known.

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I don't see anything wrong with what Moyes said. It was just like it was today, misguided optimism with a very "meh" squad, and being MANCHESTER UNITED off another title they surely felt they could get some of the best names.

Would love United to fail badly at least another season just so he can save face.
 

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Hold up, you Malmo brehs don't got love IFK Göteborg? You ain't got love for Göteborg? Then let it be known.

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No one was even talking to you nikkas from Gothenburg :beli:

Second biggest city in Sweden :umad:
Second most successful club in the Allsvenskan :umad:
Your sister city is Chicago?

What's that?

Oh, The Second City :umad:

I was in the Gamla Ullevi :smugfavre:
Blue flag hanging out my left side :youngsabo:
And a big ass minora hanging around my neck. :takedat:

And your grabbens dem ain't do shyt :stopitslime:

Come find me in the Oresund Region, straight laxin with a couple flicksnärtas from round the way in Copenhagen :blessed: Come out to the Swedbank if you really tryna see some thangs :demonic:
 

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No one was even talking to you nikkas from Gothenburg :beli:

Second biggest city in Sweden :umad:
Second most successful club in the Allsvenskan :umad:
Your sister city is Chicago?

What's that?

Oh, The Second City :umad:

I was in the Gamla Ullevi :smugfavre:
Blue flag hanging out my left side :youngsabo:
And a big ass minora hanging around my neck. :takedat:

And your grabbens dem ain't do shyt :stopitslime:

Come find me in the Oresund Region, straight laxin with a couple flicksnärtas from round the way in Copenhagen :blessed: Come out to the Swedbank if you really tryna see some thangs :demonic:

GET EM :damn:
 

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I want this guy right fukking now. Three games: 5 goals, 2 assists. Better than any player we have on the wings right now sans Januzaj.

But na, we'll probably wait until his price reaches 50mm, and then say he's too expensive. :derp:
 

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No one was even talking to you nikkas from Gothenburg :beli:

Second biggest city in Sweden :umad:
Second most successful club in the Allsvenskan :umad:
Your sister city is Chicago?

What's that?

Oh, The Second City :umad:

I was in the Gamla Ullevi :smugfavre:
Blue flag hanging out my left side :youngsabo:
And a big ass minora hanging around my neck. :takedat:

And your grabbens dem ain't do shyt :stopitslime:

Come find me in the Oresund Region, straight laxin with a couple flicksnärtas from round the way in Copenhagen :blessed: Come out to the Swedbank if you really tryna see some thangs :demonic:
Fam, we started this football in Sweden shyt. (literally) And this the thanks we get. :dahell:

How many European trophies you Malmhöe brehs win? We got two. I'll wait. :sas2:

You Malmhöe brehs came to the Film Festival this year and tried to start shyt. We chased you back to Malmhöe.

Come to Göteborgs hamn and see what happens, my dude. We are goons! :birdman:

Little Malmhöe niglets. :heh:
 

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Fam, we started this football in Sweden shyt. (literally) And this the thanks we get. :dahell:

How many European trophies you Malmhöe brehs win? We got two. I'll wait. :sas2:

You Malmhöe brehs came to the Film Festival this year and tried to start shyt. We chased you back to Malmhöe.

Come to Göteborgs hamn and see what happens, my dude. We are goons! :birdman:

Little Malmhöe niglets. :heh:

GET EM :damn:
 
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