Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Julius Skrrvin]

loaded up news sites today and the first big headline i see is that the World Wildlife Federation captured a panda beating off on camera for the first time

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

loaded up news sites today and the first big headline i see is that the World Wildlife Federation captured a panda beating off on camera for the first time

These JBO nikkas corruption is affecting animals now

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

These JBO nikkas corruption is affecting animals now

Pandas need piff too breh

 

[yoyoyo1]

@yoyoyo1 has some pretty reprehensible views tbh (something I attribute to him spending waaay too much time on the MISC :boas: )

graduated to *****, breh


didn't realize a bunch of you were so sensitive

 

[Grams]

oh yeah @Grams stop cryin tho for real, fahim? almost nobody knows what to do with themselves right outta college, fahim? you're about to have a B.A. in some bullshyt field, join the club, fahim? the point is you got a B.A. and now you gotta find something to pay the bills and try to conjure that into something that you like to do, fahim?

if you had told me when i left school that i'd be doing what i do now, i woulda been , fahim?

All is as God wills it

 

[mastermind]

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/technology/article4243813.ece

 

[mastermind]

Couldn't even imagine that.

Heard like two good jokes last night.

And all the comics were big into pun jokes for some reason. They all had at least one pun joke and there were two dudes whose entire set was pun one liners

But I suppose I respect them in some ways. Having good stand up is hard to do

the thing with Spoken Word Open Mics is that these are the most pretentious of pretentious people. On stage and in the audience. THey take themselves completely serious and thats what makes it horrible.

While open standups can be cringe inducing -- and ive gone to a few -- no one is taking themselves serious.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/technology/article4243813.ece

i saw this some ways back. magnetic repulsors. It's cool and all but since that shyt only works on magnetic surfaces

 

[Grams]

When you ask someone in the Booth for a link and you get that notification believing that the poster provided you with a lit link only for it to be a .rar file

How do you young whippersnappers use winRAR? I swear it never works for me

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

How do you young whippersnappers use winRAR? I swear it never works for me

Aren't you like 21 or some chit?

I use 7zip now, just right click and extract to

 

[Yayo Toure]

When you ask someone in the Booth for a link and you get that notification believing that the poster provided you with a lit link only for it to be a .rar file

How do you young whippersnappers use winRAR? I swear it never works for me

Ideally I'd like to use a Wesley snipes flat top smiley

 

[mastermind]

i saw this some ways back. magnetic repulsors. It's cool and all but since that shyt only works on magnetic surfaces

u killed my dreams

 

[Grams]

Aren't you like 21 or some chit?

I use 7zip now, just right click and extract to

Ideally I'd like to use a Wesley snipes flat top smiley

Ya nikkas don't understand that if it's not a .wmv or .mp3 or .zip file it's officially :longforman:

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

u killed my dreams

The idea is that brehs want to line roads with these things and we'd have repulsor lift road systems with cars (navigated automatically w/ the Googles of course) and it'd be a wrap.

It ain't no dream, that's how these maglev trains work. This been existing for decades and decades now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maglev

 

[mastermind]

The idea is that brehs want to line roads with these things and we'd have repulsor lift road systems with cars (navigated automatically w/ the Googles of course) and it'd be a wrap.

It ain't no dream, that's how these maglev trains work. This been existing for decades and decades now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maglev