Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

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It’s a bad night to be Neymar...



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That escalated quickly :picard:
 

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Translation.

Neymar: Forgot. How? How? (he is talking about condoms, she asked if he had them)

cant hear the girl

Neymar again: Can i? Without? Without a condom?

then you can hear a slap.

Neymar: No, no, no, no, no. Don't hit me. Don't hit me i dont like it like this.

Girl: No? You gonna hit me arent you?

Neymar: No, i dont like that.

Girl: No?

Girl gets up, slap him twice and then throws something at him, looks like a cup, then Neymar raises his legs like in the leaked photo.

Girl: You know why i am hitting you dont you? You know why? Do you know?

Neymar: Wow, wow, wow, calm down. Dont do that.

Girl: Because yesterday you hit/assaulted me and you left me here alone...

Video ends.

Music is every breath you take by the police (huh, fitting).
 
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Translation.

Neymar: Forgot. How? How? (he is talking about condoms, she asked if he had them)

cant hear the girl

Neymar again: Can i? Without? Without a condom?

then you can hear a slap.

Neymar: No, no, no, no, no. Don't hit me. Don't hit me i dont like it like this.

Girl: No? You gonna hit me arent you?

Neymar: No, i dont like that.

Girl: No?

Girl gets up, slap him twice and then throws something at him, looks like a cup, then Neymar raises his legs like in the leaked photo.

Girl: You know why i am hitting you dont you? You know why? Do you know?

Neymar: Wow, wow, wow, calm down. Dont do that.

Girl: Because yesterday you hit/assaulted me and you left me here alone...

Video ends.

Music is every breath you take by the police (huh, fitting).

:gucci:
 

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Neymar getting hurt again par for the course for Brazilian attackers,the reality of his career ending like R9-R10-Kaka is becoming more and more real with each passing injury.

Dude really is a fascist supporter thought it was only a rumer
D8WoRvHXsAAwxVR
 

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Translation.

Neymar: Forgot. How? How? (he is talking about condoms, she asked if he had them)

cant hear the girl

Neymar again: Can i? Without? Without a condom?

then you can hear a slap.

Neymar: No, no, no, no, no. Don't hit me. Don't hit me i dont like it like this.

Girl: No? You gonna hit me arent you?

Neymar: No, i dont like that.

Girl: No?

Girl gets up, slap him twice and then throws something at him, looks like a cup, then Neymar raises his legs like in the leaked photo.

Girl: You know why i am hitting you dont you? You know why? Do you know?

Neymar: Wow, wow, wow, calm down. Dont do that.

Girl: Because yesterday you hit/assaulted me and you left me here alone...

Video ends.

Music is every breath you take by the police (huh, fitting).

So she's provoking him to hit back and then file assault charges.
 

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The greats can always prolong their career a la Kareem, Kobe, and Brady.
Brady aint prolong shyt. That maga fukker has the goat coach and solid o-line to keep him safe while he dink and dunks his way to championships.
 

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Neymar getting hurt again par for the course for Brazilian attackers,the reality of his career ending like R9-R10-Kaka is becoming more and more real with each passing injury.

Dude really is a fascist supporter thought it was only a rumer
D8WoRvHXsAAwxVR


I said this shyt about Brazilians not too long ago. Their key attackers don't last long. Reason I believe Barca will never get the Coutinho they paid for :francis:
 
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