Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete
King Jove
King Of †he Gawds
tim howard 
2 great local derbys and man utd/city/chelsea in between
might be a GOAT saturday
Not even the Top 3 derby in Europe this weekend.
3. Derby della Laterna
2. The Revierderby
1. The Holy War
Man like @yoyoyo1 put me up on the holy war.
Arrogance.
King Novak of Melbourne, the First of His Name
Balo being allowed to take free kicks 
Everton finally starting to play their way into things...
Everton finally starting to play their way into things...
OFT brehs
Wednesday afternoon I had the most intense stomach pains of my life. I watched The Fault With Our Stars the night before and felt panicked, like I had caught cancer immediately after watching it or something. A friend of mine suggested that my symptoms were close to appendicitis and I made arrangements to go get checked out. I've never been as helpless in my adult life as I was after surgery.
I got turfed out today, still holding my abs like 98 DDP. Home now, with pain meds that do nothing.
I wonder what it's like to have surgery in other countries. Do they send you home as soon as you can stagger around too? Or are you allowed to recover on site? Question was inspired by the TEFL talk from a few days ago.
A family member had a pretty serious operation last year and I remember being surprised at how quickly he was discharged, but perhaps that was just my own ignorance tbh
full recovery/no complications so it wasn't a problem.Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.Mans highlighted the wrong name. The goddamn nerve of youThe WOAT Chelsea stan thing is the super sly attempts at insinuating the club had anything worthwhile before they became a reflection of oligarchical corruption.
Zola don't measure up to the Bergkams. Forlans, Mascheranos
The only GOAT Zola is Emile
AND WHEN YOUR GOATS ARE STREET FIGHTER 3 THIRD STRIKE EX TATSUMAKI SENPYUKKOING MANS THEN COME SEE ME BRUV
Brehs just never really fukked with Cantona like that
Got waaaaay more enjoyment watching man like Aspirllia putting in work
@geordie_dru @2meo
Krakow? Is it on today?Not even the Top 3 derby in Europe this weekend.
3. Derby della Laterna
2. The Revierderby
1. The Holy War
Man like @yoyoyo1 put me up on the holy war.
How can I watch that shyt 
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
Hibbert dawg still playing and still being shyt
Everton really can't defend for shyt, they look like facking amateurs at times. Even man like Fraudotelli* is having his first decent game in yonks against these clowns 
Martinez gonna be out of a job if he doesn't fix this sooner rather than later.
*Looking like facking Demolition Man
Martinez gonna be out of a job if he doesn't fix this sooner rather than later.
*Looking like facking Demolition Man
Krakow? Is it on today?
Tomorrow expect a lot of fukkery tho.
Capo Dei Capi
Fukk a studio thug, I'm a skinny jeans bigot
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Brehs just never really fukked with Cantona like that
Got waaaaay more enjoyment watching man like Aspirllia putting in work
@geordie_dru @2meo
I never fukked with Cantona either
Asprilla is a legend. Had a young 2meo getting screamed at by the school team manager and my mams alike to "PULL YA fukkIN' SOCKS UP!
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What station covers the Polish Premier League?Tomorrow expect a lot of fukkery tho.
Arrogance.
King Novak of Melbourne, the First of His Name
What station covers the Polish Premier League?
sucks to pull a hammy on a scoring opportunity while hitting stepovers on hoes :eyesonground:
And we gotta pretend like he was a baller so we don't get shouted down my Man Utd fansI never fukked with Cantona either
Asprilla is a legend. Had a young 2meo getting screamed at by the school team manager and my mams alike to "PULL YA fukkIN' SOCKS UP!
had enough of this shyt, It's been damn near 20 years
