Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[mastermind]

we're about to be sold to Monster Energy, become the New York Jersey Monsters, sign up Phil Jones and Dirk Kuyt, get Iain Dowie as manager

 

[mastermind]

Reading Grant Wahl's article, the Premier League once again shows they do not care about anything else but the league.

You want to slow down on the Christmas period fixtures? Fine, lets start the league a week earlier.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Louis van Gaal has revealed he wants his Manchester United team to play in the same style as Sunday's opponents Everton


he really said this

 

[Arrogance.]

Long sleeve or short sleeve fam

Long sleeve. Winter is coming, don't want you to be cold

I don't watch auto racing or much cycling but the way our euro contingent waxes on about it intrigues me.

 

[EQ.]

Louis van Gaal has revealed he wants his Manchester United team to play in the same style as Sunday's opponents Everton


he really said this

The play good football tho

 

[Roaden Polynice]

@penfield teach me fam

It would be a shame if the entire DC United squad caught that 'bola

I opened with a joke and had some back and forth. Then I asked her if she would enjoy some highballs and frottage this weekend to which she responded that a lady doesn't talk about frottage.

Then I said I meant to say pottage and my auto correct fukked up and I actually wanted to cook a stew with her.

It's crunch time at the moment though...not sure I'm gonna pull this one out

 

[Grams]

Long sleeve. Winter is coming, don't want you to be cold

I don't watch auto racing or much cycling but the way our euro contingent waxes on about it intrigues me.

I don't wanna be a grown man wearing another grown mans name on my back

I opened with a joke and had some back and forth. Then I asked her if she would enjoy some highballs and frottage this weekend to which she responded that a lady doesn't talk about frottage.

Then I said I meant to say pottage and my auto correct fukked up and I actually wanted to cook a stew with her.

It's crunch time at the moment though...not sure I'm gonna pull this one out

Everytime I tell myself I'm gonna try I back out

 

[Roaden Polynice]

So Ebola touched down in DC?

I read that as Eboue first. I was like, DC brehs are gonna be blessed

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Welbz talking that good shyt already one good game and he's firing back at United

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896...score-welbeck-hits?CMPID=FBUK_1401003_Welbeck

the takeover @Grams

 

[Grams]

Welbz talking that good shyt already one good game and he's firing back at United

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896...score-welbeck-hits?CMPID=FBUK_1401003_Welbeck

the takeover @Grams

My don has finally grown up

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

My don has finally grown up

united made welbeck a hot line, arsenal made him a hot song

 

[Grams]

united made welbeck a hot line, arsenal made him a hot song

Honestly the breh is WASTE in front of goal. Let's see if he bangs against Chelsea

 

[#DatGuyWelbz]

*salutes* Gooner Ravel Morrison for initiating #DatGuyWelbz,

 

[AlphaOne]

Gone Girl.

 

[Mané Swagincha]

We know Wenger ain't trying to see Mourinho one one one he'd that work



Filth

Lmao at dude yelling that Mou fouled him then Mou yelling back "falta, o caralho" (fukk that that aint a foul)