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I do like to dance with women...easy way of getting real intimate with them :youngsabo: .and there's no female on this planet that doesn't like a dude who can dance...but i don't really dance at family functions anymore cos my girls white so automatically i'm handicapped and she gets kinda :mjcry: at her lack of rhythm..

Why're you so against dancing anyway?

Logically? i got nothing..:pachaha:
 

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I do like to dance with women...easy way of getting real intimate with them :youngsabo: .and there's no female on this planet that doesn't like a dude who can dance...but i don't really dance at family functions anymore cos my girls white so automatically i'm handicapped and she gets kinda :mjcry: at her lack of rhythm..

Why're you so against dancing anyway?
I don't even recognize you anymore nikka :mjcry:
 

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I don't dance unless I'm drunk and the dance floor is dark. I have no rhythm upright :yeshrug:
I wish I could be as bold as this Terrance Trent D'arby looking breh I observed once in NYC, dancing free as a bird while high on coke.

Also I don't smash to music, although I do have memories of playing Nellyville as loudly as possible in my early teens to mask the sounds of smashing this chick I snuck in, and fukking my ex while listening to Radiohead's "Idioteque" because I forgot to turn my alarm off after a late late late night out.

Campbell scores today, we hope.
 

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